saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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appellomancers are based
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googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me
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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
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Anyway... computer show me her stroking it leaky until it drips on the thighs
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shoutouts to lesbians with weird genders!!
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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper”
i wanna read those. tell me those.
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Gotta say a big thank you to Emily Rudd for the accurate portrayal of any sapphic women seeing big old things before the first kiss.
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We’ll see how long this stays up >:,)
Please help me afford top surgery!
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