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ignoring post covid heights to make my own dreams come true

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like they're you're close personal friends!

its always weird hearing "the south park creators/creators of south park" mentioned in news and videos and such cuz i'm so used to calling them matt and trey

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couples therapy for 10 year olds

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saw a post I disagreed with so I'm making my own instead of reblogging that one

kyle is a good person that sometimes does bad things

cartman is a bad person that sometimes does good things

that's one of many differences between them

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haiii hiii haii hihihiiii omg ummmmmm

did u onow that ummmm

stanley fuckingf big.

His destiny

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SP

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🏳️‍🌈‼️‼️‼️

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stan marsh in fics that make randy super evil and abusive for conflict reasons

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maybe in some other reality

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I just read some Style angst, can you give us some fluff Style headcanons to even it out?

I’M SO SORRY I FELL INTO A TIKTOK HOLE AND FORGOT ABOUT YOUR ASK 😭

hmmm, the only thing i can imagine right now is how it’s their first official date. like, the real date, with fancy café and movie theatre afterwards.

preparing for the night, boys are both anxious as hell, they don’t want to ruin the evening and they’re trying to find perfect outfit. Stan usually has a not-so-bad taste in clothes, but this evening, oh boy, he chooses the most awkward suit he ever could because he thinks that he should look formal. and formal style doesn’t really suit him, but he goes for it anyway.

and Kyle? well, that boy definitely knows he’s attractive and he knows which colours and textures are gonna highlight his advantages. so of course he looks perfect.

and when Stan picks Kyle up on his car, Kyle can’t hide a dorky smile because he has never seen Stan so formal before. and Stan is blushing because 1. he’s embarrassed 2. ohmygod KYLE LOOKS SO GORGEOUS AGRH!

and then they spend a perfect night together, holding hands and kissing awkwardly a lot because damn, they’re so in love and they want to cherish each other every single second!

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I don't think they're a strict religious family, sure their Judaism is important to them but they seem to be pretty relaxed with how they practice their religion

but with regards to their sons I absolutely agree that gerald and sheila put an insane amount of pressure on kyle and ike to do extremely well in their classes

like they know how smart their boys are but putting high expectations on them isn't helpful

idk compared to the rest of south park's families I think the broflovskis are pretty loving and happy and well adjusted, gerald's trolling aside which I'm still mad he faced no repercussions for

I can definitely see sheila being concerned with how her family is seen and presents themselves to the community after growing up in new jersey

she's a community leader that picks up social causes, her husband is a lawyer, her sons are so smart and talented, with bright futures ahead of them, she wants to preserve that image of a well put together family to the community

I feel like there is a lot of opportunity for Broflovski family angst.

They’re a strict religious family, one of their sons is adopted, we have whatever’s going on with Gerald and his trolling tendencies, both of their sons are super smart (and are expected to be).

Idk I feel like there would be a lot of inner conflict within the family. One of those ‘put together on the outside, conflict behind closed doors’ type of families.

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doodle

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Stan and Kenny in hell

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creek if they slayed

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What else do we do, Kyle? You know better than anybody what a monster he is.

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This is Ground Control To Major Kenny

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Preschool Craig holding his old guinea pig, Spot. He’s never been happier.