“Innovation is one of my strong suits”
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Conductor: Do you guys think all our hard work was worth it?
Kid 1: No!
Kid 2: Just say yEsssss!
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Kid: Shit.
Other counselor: Don't say that !
Kid: But you said it!
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Me (during rehearsal): can you put that away?
Him: eeny meeny miny NO. Catch a tiger by the NO. If he hollers let him NO. Eeny meeny miny NO.
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Me (to two boys): go get ready for your shower!
*hears faint singing coming from their room*
Them: *singing* Two naked boys, two naked boys! Just two naked boys in a room!
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Guess who just went boom-boom?!
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Me: Why are you smiling so much?
Him: *grinning broadly* Because I lied to [male counselor] and got a second dessert
Me: Okaaaaay…but we're not going to do it again, riiight?
Him: No! because I, I also lied on the first day, and got two desserts!
Him: But it's ok because I'm only here for not that long
Me: .......ok
Me, internally: i don't fucking care anymore
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We want to hear poop stories!
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Her: *unabashedly naked, standing in the hallway* Is there any paint on me?
Me: …
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Her: Heheheeheheeeehe
Me: What? Why are you getting out of bed?
Her: I have tOilet paper in my bummm-- in my BUTTcrack!!!
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I don’t burp. I only toot.
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