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Bulgarian Institute of Metrology
“Last time, the ladies at BIM returned 2–3 pressure gauges where they hadn’t sealed the damn glycerin part properly so the boxes looked like yufka (юфка) noodles. That’s when I realized those were actually the only instruments they had tested in order to issue the certificate.”
This is what raw, uncooked yufka noodles look like.
This is a dessert made out of Yufka noodles.
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Veliko Tarnavo part 3 - Return of the Hate

Comment on the photo in part 2:
“Look how fucking crooked(twisted/bendy) this city is…”
Fun fact: The tunnel in the photo above leads to a magical highway intersection called the “Ditilinkata” (Дитилинката). The place is known as the Bermuda triangle of Bulgaria, because nobody knows how to navigate this fucking engineering wonder.
Link to part 2:
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Veliko Tarnavo part 2 - Electric Boogaloo

background: from a discussion about an overpriced highway construction from the "town" of Byala to the city of Veliko Tarnovo - link to article
"This is a very low (construction) price if it encompasses the replacement of Veliko Tarnovo with a highway."
Link to OG hate for Veiko Tarnovo:
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Trucks under the TIR convention

”I hope all TIR trucks burn so we can get rid of this plague once and for all”
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Airplanes
"All aeroplanes are the same rubbish. Aluminium tube flown by a drug junkie in a fancy suit."
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Plovdiv again
"The only way one should go to Plovdiv is by boarding a tactical bomber so you can press the red button. Or if one needs to go there in the winter, it's preferred to be a nuclear one. It's awful, it's hot, the mosquitos are as big as a Passer bird, the people are 'ailyak (айляк, a regional expression)', but they had cheap taxis at least."
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Hills of Rock and Plovdiv as a whole
"May the mosquitos eat all of them, and Plovdiv as well"
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Burgas, Bulgaria
"This village port is part of only the sewage water plans of the city of Aitos"
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Gramophone records (phonograph records for non-British English speakers)
"Last Saturday, there was a gramophone record market at the "House of Cinema", and I wanted to set the whole lobby (foyer) ablaze." - Kolio
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“They are just a bunch of asses...” - Kolio
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Georgi Paravanov - Gotse
“баси гнусара”
“ебаси наглия тип”
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Need For Speed
"WHAT THE FUCK? Fucking string orchestra in a racing movie..."
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