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thingskoliohates · 3 months ago
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Bulgarian Institute of Metrology
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“Last time, the ladies at BIM returned 2–3 pressure gauges where they hadn’t sealed the damn glycerin part properly so the boxes looked like yufka (юфка) noodles. That’s when I realized those were actually the only instruments they had tested in order to issue the certificate.”
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This is what raw, uncooked yufka noodles look like.
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This is a dessert made out of Yufka noodles.
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thingskoliohates · 3 months ago
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Veliko Tarnavo part 3 - Return of the Hate
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Comment on the photo in part 2:
“Look how fucking crooked(twisted/bendy) this city is…”
Fun fact: The tunnel in the photo above leads to a magical highway intersection called the “Ditilinkata” (Дитилинката). The place is known as the Bermuda triangle of Bulgaria, because nobody knows how to navigate this fucking engineering wonder.
Link to part 2:
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thingskoliohates · 3 months ago
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Veliko Tarnavo part 2 - Electric Boogaloo
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background: from a discussion about an overpriced highway construction from the "town" of Byala to the city of Veliko Tarnovo - link to article
"This is a very low (construction) price if it encompasses the replacement of Veliko Tarnovo with a highway."
Link to OG hate for Veiko Tarnovo:
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thingskoliohates · 11 months ago
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Trucks under the TIR convention
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”I hope all TIR trucks burn so we can get rid of this plague once and for all”
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thingskoliohates · 1 year ago
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Airplanes
"All aeroplanes are the same rubbish. Aluminium tube flown by a drug junkie in a fancy suit."
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thingskoliohates · 1 year ago
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Plovdiv again
"The only way one should go to Plovdiv is by boarding a tactical bomber so you can press the red button. Or if one needs to go there in the winter, it's preferred to be a nuclear one. It's awful, it's hot, the mosquitos are as big as a Passer bird, the people are 'ailyak (айляк, a regional expression)', but they had cheap taxis at least."
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thingskoliohates · 1 year ago
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Hills of Rock and Plovdiv as a whole
"May the mosquitos eat all of them, and Plovdiv as well"
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thingskoliohates · 1 year ago
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Burgas, Bulgaria
"This village port is part of only the sewage water plans of the city of Aitos"
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thingskoliohates · 1 year ago
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Gramophone records (phonograph records for non-British English speakers)
"Last Saturday, there was a gramophone record market at the "House of Cinema", and I wanted to set the whole lobby (foyer) ablaze." - Kolio
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thingskoliohates · 10 years ago
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“They are just a bunch of asses...” - Kolio
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thingskoliohates · 10 years ago
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Georgi Paravanov - Gotse
“баси гнусара”
“ебаси наглия тип”
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thingskoliohates · 11 years ago
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Korean internet.
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thingskoliohates · 11 years ago
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Need For Speed
"WHAT THE FUCK? Fucking string orchestra in a racing movie..."
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thingskoliohates · 11 years ago
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Tribes Ascend
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thingskoliohates · 11 years ago
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Bars underground
"Only the dead are under the ground"
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thingskoliohates · 11 years ago
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Weightlifting shoes
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thingskoliohates · 11 years ago
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Commercials
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