thingsmygamegroupsays

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This anime. This one. This thing right here. It's the dumbest, weirdest, most out-there anime series I've ever been forced to lay my eyes on.

I fucking love it.

It's about an ancient Chinese general getting fucking isekai'd into the middle of modern day, party-central Shibuya and he uses his military knowledge to help this random singer girl achieve EDM vocalist stardom via his innate understanding of Instagram and also crowd control.

It's the most random, unimaginable thing I've ever watched and I swear to God the first 4 minutes of episode 1 are the most tightly and effectively written opening minutes of an anime I HAVE EVER SEEN. Like the way they establish tone and character and concept so succinctly is literally mind-blowing and somehow they managed to work a genuinely emotional moment and a killer acoustic track into a discussion involving CRYPTO CURRENCY.

Why oh why does "Ya Boy Kongming" exist?

And where the FUCK do I get more!?!?!?

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Luna: “I’m listing the demonskin flag and the demon-rum-keg under the supplies stored at Dick Castle.” Noctourn: [Facepalming] “That was a sentence.”

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Noctourn: “I feel like you guys are just like old grannies in a thrift shop; ‘we’re gonna collect everything and keep it forever’.” Wulfric: “Murder grannies!” Gray: “On the next episode of ‘Hoarders’.”

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Noctourn: “It is now July 19th.” Luna: “Why is my first response ‘ooh, it’s almost skinny-dipping weather’?” Gray: “Because you have a skin?” Noctourn: “Oh god. Who’s skin are you dipping?”

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Noctourn: “I am banning the word ‘dicktastic’.”

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Luna: “I have a question. Does waving around a flag made of demon skin add anything to my intimidate check?” Noctourn: “... I have a feeling that, if the demons win, your castle is going to look exactly the same. They’ll just wander by, and be like ‘I think we already got that one’ and just move on.”

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Blue: “I’ll bring my character sheet and we’ll rebuild my character.” Wulfric: “You can make him faster.” Blue: “Stronger.” Wulfric: “Better. Stronger.” Luna: “Less on fire.” Noctourn: “We have the technology.”

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Blue: “My small country, I call dibs.” Gray: “We already have a castle, what more could you want?“ Blue: “A country, duh.”

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Blue: “When I die, can I play a cleric on roller skates and call it heals on wheels?”

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Blue: “When we all die, I’m not sorry.” Wulfric: “When my character dies, I’m coming back to haunt her.” Noctourn: “Oh great, now they’re haunting each other.”

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Noctourn: “We should have looted the room.” Luna: “There were three magic items in the room. The water stone, the wheat stone, and the feathers. You flooded the floor by destroying the water stone, then collapsed the ground by destroying the wheat stone, and then you pushed the feathers into the hole in the floor when what was underneath got mad.” Blue: “In my defense, it was hysterical.”

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Blue: “I will murder [your character].” Wulfric: “You’re not playing a psychic this time, though.” Blue: “Which means that it will be intentional when I murder you.”

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*Starting recording sessions* Blue: “So what he’s saying is that he could be recording at any time and we’d never know the difference.” Wulfric: “So what I’m hearing is I need to be making short jokes at all times.”

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Blue: “I say we go back to the picnic room to sleep.” Gray: “Why don’t we finish the battle first?” Blue: “I’m out of spells, so I think I’m just gonna go to sleep now. Can’t do anything else useful.”

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Blue: “I can hand him things on my turn, right?” Luna: “Yes.” Blue: “Hey, Wulfric, want a potion of Bull Strength?” Wulfric: “Sure.” Blue: “I hand it over.” Luna: “Do you want to feed it to him?” Blue: “I can do that?” Luna: “You’re a hobbit, so I’ll allow you to feed people things. Like a grandma. Eat, eat!”

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Luna: “In standard halfling manner, [Grey is] the first one to make it back to the picnic.” Wulfric: “Unacceptable.” Gray: “But it’s elevenses.”

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Noctourn: “I’m not backpedaling, I’m moonwalking!”