thingswishwantsmebuy - Tumblr blog

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

A lot of euros, for just one euro.

Looks like a good bargain to me.

I assume Wish won't consider itself reliable for money forgery-related crimes

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

Sometimes you just need something to show.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

For those pesky toothaches that just won't go away with your classic ibuprofen.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

Prepare yourself or your loved one for next winter.

As they say, warm nuts, warm heart (and lower sperm count)

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

Precisely

What a rollercoaster ride of targeted ads the internet can be

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

Bored and quarantine? Don't know how to smoke your crack? Your favorite Chinese mega e-shop has you covered, as always!

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

In these quarantine days, it sure would be wonderful to have floating, moss-covered stones to gaze in eternal wonder round the house.

Well, dream no more! Our favorite e-commerce website has you covered.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

Now, I've realized that I posted my previous post here instead of my main blog.

Let's forget for a second of that nasty pandemic and let's focus on this.

This fine product that maybe it's some kind of fishing net, maybe it's an alien manufact (I know, I suggest that option a lot) or maybe it's just a thing thingy thing.

The truth is out there.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

Sometimes I just stop and think

HOLY SHIT THIS THING IS BIG, IT'S REAL, IT'S HAPPENING NOW AND IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

It's the first time that we have to live in a mandatory self-quarantine on a national scale and I'm living it and in the last few months so many things happened in my life and now THIS

What a time to be alive

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

It wouldn't be bad to pass the Italian mandatory self-quarantine in this thing.

As always, I'd be curious about the shipping method - I mean, an entire bubble bedroom? Would the fake grass floor be included?

We need more info.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

A whole hall for 18 dollars seems like a bargain to me.

I just wonder how they would ship it to a customer.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

A great grabby-thingy that is probably derived from some sort of alien technology.

Let's just hope is not a probe.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

Another interesting product suggested by AliExpress. Too bad I have no idea what it is for.

The caption says "9.5 centimeters poultry that..."

It doesn't comfort me at all.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

For your sweet Valentine, Wish suggests something I'm fairly certain has some kind of sexual purpose, but I don't really know what.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

A whole dachshund?

For just € 8?

It's more likely than you think.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

Today, AliExpress reminds us that a globally-spreading virus is no excuse for forgetting about fashion.

[thingswishwantsmebuy]

The perfect piece for any occasion, these Nicholas Cage pants will surely come in handy when you're in front of your closet wondering "what should I wear?"