Hello! Call me Thinker. 20+ years spent kicking around the woods. he/theyVampires is creecher
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still feel like we have not appropriately tapped into the comedy goldmine that is: Dracula's first canonical appearance features him wearing a goofy hat and a huge false beard. this is uproarious. this is rib-tickling! this has so many implications!!!
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If you’re european and can vote please sign!
In any case, share as much as you can

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I really don't fuck with the idea of "cishet men being there is a sign of a healthy queer community" and the way it gets touted as a litmus test like "oh but cishet men being there is a good sign for all the closeted trans women." Like okay if you're trying to convince a bunch of trans women that your queer community is safe for them I really don't think you should, even implicitly, be saying "oh don't worry, our queer community is totally inclusive of trans women! That's why we've got cishet men here! Y'all are pretty much the same, right?"
Like, a closeted trans woman is probably going to feel more comfortable in a queer community if she sees a bunch of other trans women who are safe and comfortable, innit?
#fucking thank you#'a cis man-' that's a passing transman my dude#'a cis man-' that's a closeted gay man my dude#'a cis man-' that's someone who is trying to get into queer spaces to learn about this feeling they've been having my dude#'a cis man-' that's someone's friend/partner who wants to be supportive and I thought we wanted all the help we could get#'I don't like being around cis men-' YOU LITERALLY DO NOT FUCKING KNOW#IF THAT IS A CIS MAN#JUST BY LOOKING#I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO#THAT TRYING TO SUS PEOPLE OUT BY LOOKS ALONE IS BAD#THAT'S WHAT HOMOPHOBES DO#LIKE???????????? HELLO??????????????
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ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself
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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
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Lazy Summer days With Eddie <3
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had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”
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David: alright, Max is taking a trip so he'll be gone for a few days, but left written instructions for us
Paul: mine just says 'Paul no'
Dwayne: and ours say 'make sure he applies that logic to every possible situation that may arise'
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gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?
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steve harrington + textposts
#stranger things#you know how supernatural has a gif for every situation#stranger things finds screenshots that fit perfectly every time
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spin this wheel
you're now this mythical creature, congrats!
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Recent editions of d&d lore have been better about backing off from "here are the good elves who deserve everything nice and here are the evil elves who know only evil" but I'm still waiting for someone to have the guts to just publish "all elves are high key unhinged. they aren't inherently good or evil but there is something deeply wrong with them. their history is 80% elf-on-elf war crimes that other species would never even dream of"
#about our fictional alien species the Tet'kem#like an indovidual? probably decent#the Empire? well. its an Empire.
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some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65443909/chapters/168434362
Heres the link! Posted yesterday :>
Technically slick sunday, but not really a good one? The Deer to Me series was going to be 3 parts, but in attempting to write part 3, I realized about half way through that I really..didn't feel comfortable with it anymore. It was intended to be a smutty or at least heavy petting cap to the series, but being ace and mostly sex-repulsed, I found I didn't enjoy it. I will instead be posting the 2 chapters as they are on ao3. Thank you for the space to share anyway.
So, instead, I offer this idea to the rest of the omegaverse world: what other kinds of animals would it be cool to see applied to humans like wolves are applied to omegaverse? The sky is the limit.
Totally valid! I don’t consider myself to be ace, but I do get sex-repulsed sometimes and it has halted a lot of my stories because I can’t get past the ick. We’d love a link to the AO3 posting once it’s up though!
And I personally love the cliche wolves trope, but bunnies are so cute to me too!💛
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