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The more you goon, the dumber you get.
Stroking yourself stupid leaves space in your empty head for more dopamine
Overload that beta brain until it breaks
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What can anyone do against this? Absolutely nothing
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Handpussy is all you need to be happy
Just keep on pumping day after day
Gooning is your only sex life
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You know that being able to spend time with your wife has been an important source of comfort to him -- and you have to agree that he really is a nice older man -- so what choice do you have? You basically have to be OK with the situation -- because anything else would be terribly mean, and even cruel, of you.
"You should have seen how happy it made him when I told him I'd missed my period" your wife continued. "And he's hoping that I'll be willing to spend even more nights with him now. Of course -- I said I would."
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