thirdgradebear

[thirdgradebear]

My therapist ordered me to get sun in my eyes whenever it appears. It honestly helps with the gloom. https://www.instagram.com/p/B8XS-tahNeGqAJ2p2O1YSNP8QwJPJDujbomL_w0/?igshid=1q7tdjc6w7cy7

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Convincing my ex to get this as a tattoo: the Shawn Fleek story https://www.instagram.com/p/B4W2H8Vhv7rh3Tt8hXdiMpIsBoKIBe8sXp_wH40/?igshid=hj8q6jwtkg05

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Watch bad movies when you feel bad https://www.instagram.com/p/By9KNxnBGli/?igshid=yf7qe2u55wsw

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#bestfriends https://www.instagram.com/p/ByMDoA0B0yv/?igshid=1ni0uy8mxlae1

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Someone buy me these. Thanks @darkrystalight for passing this along. https://www.instagram.com/p/ByGuP-UhsGy/?igshid=t8hymfyp5xja

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Guillotines. Guillotines. https://www.instagram.com/p/ByGsLYYh4mj/?igshid=sjkusrkxxkx5

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Second breakfast, final iteration of lump lump leftovers: potato pancakes with pepper cheese, roasted green bell peppers, and an egg. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs0pugfhLs_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19asoz6l5qjuy

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Dinner last night was fresh mozzarella and bacon grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup with bacon fat and green onion. With apologies to the kosher community. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbpYA_BFwR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6rzaya3li4q8

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Saturday night I made potluck party food: garam masala meatball skewers (turkey*sage meatballs + masala + onion + red pepper + garlic + ginger + sesame oil + balsamic vinegar) with grilled eggplant and boiled tri-color potato on either end. The unseasoned veggies helped serve as a vehicle for the muy rico spicy savory skewers otherwise. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsTVR7phiyB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ld2i8tt5flib

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Grownup lunchables. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsRlZOMhiZz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=116agwmd8advg

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First full day back at work. Check Facebook on my bathroom break. See this ad. Okay. Breathe Shawn. Breathe. Don’t troll him. Just keep scrolling. “The word of Jesus contains business secrets to make YOU a TRUE ALPHA MALE.” FUCK. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsL4gTphOaj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ggrw3x4n2t6f

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Sorry bud, this is my cheese and bread https://www.instagram.com/p/BsLxx0VhlCq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12g60jpmapdcf

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Let me tell you about my new man https://www.instagram.com/p/BsKiZzCAu4t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nanvr7efixeu

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It’s been like thirty minutes and this boy misses his mama https://www.instagram.com/p/BsH2z5aB1WI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=st4zgy18xa45

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Ballad of the Koala. Thanks @quiddybop for letting me borrow your life for a week to end my trip to nowhere https://www.instagram.com/p/BsHzVWchJWj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rvhjb2a0o3sj

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Goodbye 2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsFXh9ZB7jh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4vf2gk55canx

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Really proud of the bullshit I make my friends suffer #dnd5e (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsDBtF8Bubp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vamts6iq1q66