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jekyll has moral ocd not in the “i need to be a good person” way he doesnt give a fuck about that he has moral ocd in the “i need to be SEEN as a good person or ELSE” way. he thinks hes seen as filthy and perverted and he knows he is but he cares more about public perception and reputation than whether or not hes actually harming people. bc he is Entitled above all else. he is a rich man after all.

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tenna is not static by flavor foley. tenna is the sad cat poem by spencer madsen. turns off my phone

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brooooo the TV saw the whole divorce

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hate this weird trend of shows and stuff being written with shipping and fandom in mind. um get thee hell out of that writer's room if i'm being fully honest

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i retired the villainsona a while ago but seeing this in my notifs puzzled me so much that i'm bringing it back just for this. ahem. IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE TO ASSIST ANOTHER EVILDOER IN CREATING THEIR EVIL LAIR, BUT I'M AFRAID MY FAVORITE UNCIVIL ENGINEER MADE ME PROMISE TO NEVER DISCLOSE THEIR IDENTITY, AND I'M A VILLAIN OF MY WORD.

BUT IF ALL ELSE FAILS, THEN MY PERSONAL RECOMMENDATION WOULD BE TO HIRE A MAD SCIENTIST FOR THE INSTALLATION PROCESS INSTEAD. EVIL CLAW MACHINES ARE A STAPLE OF MAD SCIENCE LABS, AND YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO FIND A MAD SCIENTIST WHO BUILT THEIR OWN LAB FROM THE GROUND UP THAN ONE WHO DIDN'T. BE WARNED THAT YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR EXPERIMENTS AS PAYMENT, HOWEVER.

SERIOUSLY, WHO ON EARTH KEEPS SENDING TEENAGERS AND CHILDREN IN LATEX COSTUMES TO COME RUNNING OVER TO MY EVIL LAIR AND ATTEMPT TO FIGHT ME ONLY TO BE UNCEREMONIOUSLY REMOVED BY THE EVIL CLAW MACHINE BUILT INTO MY CEILING WHICH PICKS THEM UP BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK BEFORE TOSSING THEM OUTSIDE. YOU'D FIGURE THEY WOULD'VE STOPPED TRYING TO DO SO THE FIRST TWO OR THREE TIMES BY NOW.

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I imagine some trans person or enby changing their name like.

-> Goes to Wiktionary.org -> Clicks "Random entry" -> My name is now ጭምብል

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in order to write something good you must first be a little pretentious about your own writing. But Watch Out,

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sometimes friendship is experiencing a piece of media that is Bad and then commiserating about it together. and it's fucking awesome

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thought my head was pounding because i finally began taking my ADHD meds again earlier this morning after going off of them for a while due to personal reasons. turns out the actual reason my head was hurting was because there's a nationwide fucking earthquake happening

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my favorite tweets about the DISASTROUS “wuthering heights” adaptation

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sucks to have one-sided beef with a game beloved by tumblr and by many of your mutuals

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that being said. only alphadream could've made a game that is just. wholly and utterly about vore

i like how mario & luigi brothership was made by a studio which primarily specializes in traditional JRPGs because you can really Tell just from the way the game Is. this is a positive to me though because i love games which lean closer to the JRPG side of the spectrum but doesn't fully cap it

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There is a particular subgenre of fic that is always really funny to me and it's the ones who treat their fic being written as some kind of moral imperative. Like man you can just say you like this rarepair it's okay

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oh??? my????? god??????????

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i like how mario & luigi brothership was made by a studio which primarily specializes in traditional JRPGs because you can really Tell just from the way the game Is. this is a positive to me though because i love games which lean closer to the JRPG side of the spectrum but doesn't fully cap it

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In the WarioWare: Move It microgame "The Big Moment", the aim is to propose to a woman with a ring, which is put into one of three ring boxes and needs to be opened with the correct timing.

Interestingly, the woman does not merely have "success" and "failure" expressions, but also unique humorous expressions for different types of failures, which are seen extracted from the files here.

Top row (regular expressions): waiting to be proposed; being proposed with a ring; being proposed with an empty box.

Bottom row (bonus expressions): being proposed with a jack-in-the-box; being proposed with a donut; being proposed with a bell pepper.

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this makes absolutely no sense. you will take it anyway