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HELP ME MAKE ART FOR TUMBLR AGAIN!!! finally getting round to making an updated (hopefully way easier to understand) commission sheet

prices are all pretty negotiable and will change with complexity

me + my family could really do with the income so pls feel free to reblog/tell yr friends if u cant afford to commission rn!! love you all

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i need to make more ocs. i need 10 of them. more dolls for my doll house. there are particular types of people that only exist in my region of england, and every region of every place has types of people that only exist there, and i think that's beautiful. everyone is a character everyone is interesting everyone is the sympathetic lead of their own tv show

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dylan would never be nbc hannibal levels of gory fine dining. i dont think she gives much of a fuck about SUPER fancy fine dining anyway. remember she's part welsh so she's going to make the most kickass delicious sexiest comfort food ever

also i decided she does like pickled food

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oh my gaauuwd im thinking about dylan and kaisa living together and their antics... particularly in terms of dinners... kaisa is an incompetent chef and dylan regularly drills her about it (affectionate). less of like 'lol you suck' and more of like 'i just can't believe you would consider substituting extra virgin with groundnut oil'.

also the werewolf thing.. like i want to get weirder with it... EITHER she kills a sheep in wolf form and the next day she is mysteriously slow roasting a mutton joint. OR she is grossed out by the thought of mauling her food even as a dumb dog and instead raids bins for yummy scraps. kaisa walks into the kitchen and says 'where did you find this huge bag of slightly wilted veg,' and dylan has to weigh the decision of telling her that they are out-of-code rejects from the alley behind the top restaurant in trolberg and she is about to make a mindblowing stew with them. it will be served with a baguette that may or may not have been found in the skip behind their local bakery. it's a little bit Ratatouille (film). they save a lot of weekly shop money i guess

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what if i made a new hilda oc that was a chronically anxious docker's/patrol officer's daughter and music student who can't sing and is scared of dogs. what then. also she's ginger

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hilda fandom i love and miss you. i'm sorry dylan is now a missing person. she'll be back

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Hilda adults my good friends hilda adults

Bonus OCs round:

Credits (each drawing by the OC's creator):

ASR - Lauren, by @blaithnne 10/10 - Leanne, by @blaithnne quiz - Arwen, by @airborneice plane crash - Dylan, by @thirdtidemouse Xanax - Meiri, mine missing person - Randall by the Hilda fandom's most notorious missing person, Rhombus

BONUS bonus:

someone please tell her it's not supposed to be a bingo card please

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Ohhh so THAT’S why they call her Mum

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Today I have that big group project presentation I was supposed to be working on when the big cucucmber sandwich debacle blew up. Wish me luck

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thank you tumblr user ewwgene-fitzherbert. cucumber is not soggy it is crunchy and delightful. if you freaks cant even make a cucumber sandwich without it becoming soggy then there is no saving your sandwich skills. if the problem is that the cucumber tastes bad that's fine but you're probably not having very good cucumbers because they're not supposed to be nasty and bitter or sour they're supposed to be mild and refreshing. if the problem is sogginess though it's entirely your fault. i wouldn't trust you around a fresh loaf because you would probably spill a whole glass of water on it considering your proneness to making bread soggy. i dont know what it means to leave a sandwich open though. i would still eat it but it would be inconvenient

wait sorry i dont even go here but first you disrespect iceberg lettuce and now you and your buddies attack cucumbers?!?? im revoking your vegetarian card. goodbye

how could you betray me like this

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I'M NOT ADDING SHIT TO MY CUCUMBER SANDWICHES. ALL YOU FAKE CUCUMBER SANDWICH FANS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. BREAD AND SPREAD IS THE MINIMUM FOR A SANDWICH. NO MAYO NO CREAM CHEESE NO DRESSING FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. BREAD SPREAD AND CUCUMBER. IF YOU EAT SANDWICHES THAT ARE JUST DRY BREAD WITH NO SPREAD I'M KILLING YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS NO ONE IS DOING THAT. PLAIN CUCUMBER SANDWICH IS GOOD. SOMETIMES PLAIN FOODS CAN BE TASTY. IT DOES NOT TASTE BLAND IT TASTES FRESH AND LIGHT AND IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT THEN YOU NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME IN MOTHER NATURE.

The original poll has ended, and team “Just Okay” has won by a landslide. But fuck it, cards on the table — it’s one or the other.

You have 24 hours, you may not add any toppings. Good luck.

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You people are going to be so jealous when you see me hanging out with Johanna on Monday afternoons to eat cucumber sandwiches. You'll ask why she didn't invite you and she'll say Oh sorry well i didn't think you liked them. It will be really awkward and after you leave the conversation we will laugh at you

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i'm going to put the farofa into my cucumber sandwich

All that being said. I will be completely honest and say my repugnance at cucumber sandwiches is purely on a theoretical basis (since, as I said, that sounds so weird from my cultural standpoint that I thought it had been made up for giggles for the show) and because I just in general hate the taste of cucumbers. Any mutuals are more than welcome to come to my house and prove me wrong with their master chef level recipes.

But you’ll have to taste farofa in return.

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a single cucumber sandwich does not a dinner make... but it is a refreshing snack or brunch... a lovely member of the picnic platter.... tasty and light treat for summer spring and all year round.. i love cucumber sandwich more for me please!!

this is per half a cup of sliced cucumber, why would people scam themselves into eating WATER!!!!! baby just chew on ice cubes and have decend bread afterwards!!!!

A strong case from our resident scientist, cucumber supporters what is your defence

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cucumber is crunchy and delicious and provides a satisfaction far removed from eating ice. It is delicious and nutritious. It is hydrating and full of vitamins and minerals

this is per half a cup of sliced cucumber, why would people scam themselves into eating WATER!!!!! baby just chew on ice cubes and have decend bread afterwards!!!!

A strong case from our resident scientist, cucumber supporters what is your defence

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i was once reprimanded by a group of close friends for devouring a last-minute tiger bread sandwich that contained nothing but crunchy iceberg lettuce