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Babies drop their pacifier and look at you like “ah lads” as if remembering what they had to do to survive the Battle of Culloden

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This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

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hng

The Legend of Zelda - The Minish Cap

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pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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