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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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Shou Xin aka 手訫 aka Xin Shou (Chinese, based Henan, China) - A group of mischievous little line-drawn cats is pouncing your way!, Drawings: Pencil, Eraser, and small Knives for added texture

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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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That the Sonic the Hedgehog film series has increasingly felt the need to soften its source material's implicit criticism of state and police authority is very funny, because how gutless have you gotta be that an E-rated video game about a cartoon rat fighting evil robots is too political for your taste?

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Christian Dior Spring 2025 Couture

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Hey girlie, it's dangerous to go alone, take these!

2x Estrogen Pipe Bomb have been added to your inventory

Go wreack havoc 😈

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Hey girlie, it's dangerous to go alone, take these!

2x Estrogen Pipe Bomb have been added to your inventory

Go wreack havoc 😈

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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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so true

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earlier my friend said to me “somewhere out there, in an alternate universe, there’s an all female rock band called ‘king’” and I’m STILL recovering from that mental image and how gay it made me feel

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