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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

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I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

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i very rarely have transmasc headcanons for canonically female characters but it's just undeniable that testosterone would have saved toph beifong

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what if the new pope is problematic :/

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what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

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wyatever. go my springsteen

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The reason youre depressed is because you aren't listening to enough 70s funk

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I just saw an advertisement for “spring black Friday” and uh. I need to know what that is. What is the significant Friday in spring. Is it Good Friday. Are there going to be amazing doorbusters on the day of the crucifixion. Are we commemorating the death of Jesus with the hottest deals in town

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the x-mansion kitchen has seen far too much.

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there's no hope for gemma...UNLESS WE CAN PUT ON THE GREATEST TALENT SHOW THIS FLOOR HAS EVER SEEN

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disturbed by this image of bill gates looking like a vulnerable lesbian bottom boy like i think i'd do her if she let me but i wouldn't feel good about it

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we were teens in the golden age of queerbait. and it was BEAUTIFUL

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It's neither just nor cathartic but unfortunately I do kind of think 'this horrible oppression of a dehumanized underclass might spill over and affect YOU too!' actually is very often the most effective tack to take convincing people to care.

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i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married

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Dmitri might’ve gotten that Oscar but M. Gustave still has “Boy with Apple” bitch