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I really just ignore phone calls. Like leave a message. I don’t check those either but like
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At least once in every episode of Big little Lies I have said out loud, “LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HOUSE”
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Queen Bae.
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put this in the MoMA
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So adorbs.
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He or she is beautiful!
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I think John Mulaney would describe Hillary as having “fun mom energy”
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Scientists Spot Impossibly Cute ‘googly-eyed’ Purple Squid on Ocean Floor
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“Honey, the guy across the street says we’re out of toilet paper”
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Taken last night during my bike ride. Looking beautiful, Chicago.
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me: [washes my hair, makes one phone call, eats a salad]
me: honestly I am THRIVING! !! mental illness who??? #blessed
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