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time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)
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Taskmaster's kind of an insane show 'cause they can literally bring human remains as a prize task, I'm pretty sure.
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time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)
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you can go outside and hit things with a stick. it’s spring you can do anything
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Other authors: My heroine was a poor orphan. Pity her.
Jane Austen: Pft, orphans have it easy! My heroine has two living parents and three extra guardians and all of them are the worst...
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i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system
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When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it
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#SHE IS SOOO BISEXUAL#when i first came out when i was like 14 she was generally pretty ok but she said that having feelings for girls is normal as a teenager#and then went in depth about a crush she had on a girl in the year above her#she thought she smelled amazing and would try and sit behind her at lunch to stare at her and smell her perfume#and she finished this with. “and im completely straight! so you never know‚ this might be a phase”#MOTHER?? HELLO???#she and my dad also say deeply neurodivergent things a lot with no awareness that these aren't neurotypical experiences they're describing
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time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)
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time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)
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time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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From Eden live in Dublin, 2019
To the strand, a picnic planned for you and me. A rope in hand, for your other man to hang from a tree.
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The number of whites that treat AAVE like simlish instead of an actual dialect with specific rules, etc. is maddening actually
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