thisvampireisaloser
thisvampireisaloser
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thisvampireisaloser · 3 hours ago
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thisvampireisaloser · 2 days ago
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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!
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thisvampireisaloser · 2 days ago
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I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.
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thisvampireisaloser · 2 days ago
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They’re so cute I’m gonna explode
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thisvampireisaloser · 2 days ago
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Republicans are abusing California.
The conservative need for sadopopulism abuse is in everything they do.
Resistance is the ONLY way forward.
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thisvampireisaloser · 2 days ago
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Tax the rich.
Fair taxation would eliminate the problems caused by their capitalist wealth, and they would still be extremely wealthy.
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thisvampireisaloser · 3 days ago
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thisvampireisaloser · 3 days ago
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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?
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thisvampireisaloser · 3 days ago
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thisvampireisaloser · 3 days ago
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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
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thisvampireisaloser · 3 days ago
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I still hear horror Tingleverse only readers go "I can't believe Chuck Tingle wrote these great horror novels!" and... man... I know erotica isn't for everyone, but I would challenge anyone who can to just read "One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happily Pounded By His Boulder" and see how much of its emotional message it has in common with Lucky Day, albeit in a very different genre. If you just give the erotica a chance it's actually super easy to believe the same author released both of these works around the same time.
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thisvampireisaloser · 3 days ago
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possession horror where the thing possessing the autistic character causes them to behave in a more neurotypical way. autistic possession horror where the thing inside you is easier to communicate with than you are, the thing inside you doesn’t have a flat affect, the thing inside you doesn’t let your body stim, the thing inside you is how you were told to behave and you can only do it when you are no longer you. autistic possession horror where you will never forget that everyone liked it better than you before they found out something was controlling you. autistic possession horror where they know what’s inside you isn’t you and debate whether it would be easier for everyone to leave you like this anyway. you agree. reblog.
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thisvampireisaloser · 4 days ago
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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel
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thisvampireisaloser · 5 days ago
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idk im really tired of 15-17 year olds who have never interacted with the gay community irl and spend too much time on tiktok trying to act like the authority on all that is lgbt+ 
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thisvampireisaloser · 5 days ago
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sometimes you just have to dig out the rot with your bare hands 
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thisvampireisaloser · 5 days ago
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i feel strongly about this
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