thneeodore

[thneeodore]

Sometimes, I want to disconnect from life

And I just sit alone and listen to the sounds of nature 😌

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I have really long hair, but it's really annoying to take care of! I have to constantly brush it out because there is always random stuff getting stuck in it. It takes forever to wash(an hour, maybe longer if i have to wait for my sisters🙄)

I've been thinking of cutting it a few inches, but Aubrey won't let me. "But it's so pretty, how could think to cut your hair!" She says😒

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...is the Lorax your dad? Damn how's it like having the guardian of the forest as your father lol

Also follow up if I may, who's your mum?

What's it like?

Well, since I'm the youngest, my dad is overly protective of me, like he literally won't let me do anything unless he, Audrey or Aubrey, are there supervising me! >:(

There's that and just him going on and on about how hard it is to be The Lorax! "Being The guardian of the forest is no easy task, you know!" I promise you that is his favorite thing to say. 🙄

And to answer your second question:

Technically, I don't have a mom. My Dad found me already sprouting above ground (i sprouted too early), and since then, he's been taking care of me, my sisters, and the rest of the forest all on his own! :)

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I decided to confront the human..bad idea I know, but curiosity got the better of me!

He told me his name is "Once-ler," and he needs materials to make a..."Thneed"? Whatever that is! Anyways he seems pretty harmless, but I'm keeping an extra close eye on him just to make sure there's no funny business!

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Have you seen a certain tall human in the forest lately?

.....ok....I'll tell you...but PLEASE don't tell my Dad or my sisters

I did see a freakishly tall human recently.....

Audrey and Aubrey are allowed to deal with humans, but im not. And just as fate would have it, im walking alone, and that's when i saw him! I didn't know what to do, so I just ran!

I..I definitely wasn't scared or anything if that's what you're thinking...I was just...I never seen a human that close before ok😟😟😟

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Hello hello! What’s your favorite part of living in the forest?

I would say the easy-going environment. The swaying trees,the sweet scent of butterfly milk, the warm breeze. The forest gives me a sense of ease and safety....as long as Audrey doesn't get bored and decide to put her life in danger and drag me into it 🫣🫣🫣

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What would you say is your greatest talent?

So all of us truffulas have a special talent.....

Aubrey's talent is talking to animals

Audrey's talent is super strength

And as for me.....

My talent hasn't come in yet. My dad days I'm a late bloomer but after 5 years, I'm starting to lose hope 😭

So for now, I'll just say I'm not sure 😅

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Hey Theo, who's your favorite sibling?

Pipsqueak! Hands down, no questions asked!

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Ngl It sucks being the youngest sometimes 😒

My dad thinks I need constant supervision,

Audrey thinks I can't do half the stuff she can because I'm "too little!"(i hate it when she says that😮‍💨)

And Aubrey literally smothers me to death!😖

I love my family and all, but sometimes... I just wanna scream 😤😤😤

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🌻My two older sisters Audrey and Aubrey🌻

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Aubrey is the oldest of us, but she's so shy and quiet you wouldn't even know she was there😅 on the other hand, is my sister Audrey, who is the exact opposite!

You'll hear her even if she's on the other side of the forest! 🤣🤣🤣

If I'm being honest, I can't believe their twins sometimes! 😂

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Hey I'm Thneeodore but Theo's cool with me😎 Welcome to my blog where I'm gonna post about my life here in the truffula forest being the youngest of three and having a mystical creature as old as time itself as my father 😮‍💨😒