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Zhuzh up your coffee table by adding 20 apples that you can watch rot.

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This is really Thom’s page, but it is at times necessary to take a detour to the time Carson dressed this poor shmuck as a cartoon burglar and then made him meet John Varvatos.

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This color matches your personality.

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Oh, fuck yes.

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I almost feel bad that I’m going to make you buy this one.

Almost.

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This piece is a conversation starter. Conversations like, “What if poop was a cube?”

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This curly candle holder will definitely not be secretly mocked by your friends. Or me. Or Carson. He told me he loves it.

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I told you that this taupe towel was a good color. It is not a good color. It is a bad color.

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I will watch you burn.

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What is this? You have no idea. But it will show up where you least expect it.

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You’ll just do anything I fucking tell you to, won’t you? You sicken me.

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This is perfect. This is just what you need.

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I hate it. You hate it? He’s getting it.