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thoodleoo · 17 hours
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imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
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thoodleoo · 19 hours
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roman senator pussy got me acting impudicus et imprudenter
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thoodleoo · 21 hours
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6th grade is probably my favorite grade to teach because they're the perfect combination of relatively enthusiastic and "just now starting to learn not to take things too seriously" without typically getting "too cool" for anything we do. as a result they're the best kids to read marcus aurelius to because they still think it's fun and will quiet down for it while also finding some of the things marcus aurelius says amusing. the best part about it though is that if i accidentally get distracted and forget to give them their dose of 2nd century CE stoic philosophy they call me out on it because they really want to hear what he has to say
what im saying is the other day in class i may have had a small group of 11-12 year olds yelling "WHAT ABOUT MARCUS" at me because i forgot to read them a passage from the meditations at the start of class
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thoodleoo · 22 hours
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when quintus sertorius was fucking around in spain with a magical white fawn that he said revealed his enemies’ battle plans to him in dreams. what was up with that
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thoodleoo · 2 days
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id just like to talk for a sec.
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imagine this thing fucking running at you on all fours at full speed
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thoodleoo · 2 days
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imagine this thing fucking running at you on all fours at full speed
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thoodleoo · 2 days
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Hector and Helenus' potential dynamic is so funny to me
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thoodleoo · 2 days
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Virgil having the faggiest face of anyone on this good green earth
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thoodleoo · 2 days
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every now and then i have to think of the roman family from two thousand years ago that buried their little daughter in a boy’s athletic-themed sarcophagus and i weep a little because that’s the softest declaration of love i can possibly imagine
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thoodleoo · 3 days
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another day drinking at the symposium. everyone keep asking me if they can fuck socrates. buddy, they won't even let me fuck him
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thoodleoo · 3 days
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Aeneas get ur ass to Italy
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thoodleoo · 3 days
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MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL
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Roman Baby Rattle || Peepy
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thoodleoo · 4 days
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very sad that we missed out on the opportunity to see this fruity achilles statue
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thoodleoo · 4 days
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He and his best friend spotted you across the senate and they would like to know if your house is for sale
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thoodleoo · 4 days
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Shell inlaid with a kitty, Nazca culture, Peru, 1st century BC - 7th century AD
from The Cleveland Museum of Art
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thoodleoo · 4 days
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guy sitting by a fire
in a manuscript of jean de wavrin's "anciennes chroniques d'angleterre", flanders, c. 1470-90
source: Paris, BnF, Français 75, fol. 198r
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