I am the Mighty Thor, King of Asgard. Also apparently patron god of Lesbians.
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I drove a car. On a road. An actual road.
#thor much prefers flying.#mod passed the theory test! and is a driver now!#nerves nerves nerves#roads just got a little more terrifying.#whoever made the decision to let me learn to drive holy goodness gracious me#still burning off the adrenaline#also who knew the brakes needed the clutch to not stall the car?
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I am slowly losing my mind and my will to live.
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no like srsly i ordered a chocolate milkshake, got asked "do u want cream on that", said "no please" and boom. cream.
Saying "no, please" and "yes, thank you" to really confuse the earthlings
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Saying "no, please" and "yes, thank you" to really confuse the earthlings
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everyone is dead but I'm on the road to being okay again I guess?
Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?
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To any of my mutuals and followers, or anyone else seeing this in the States, I'm so sorry. You deserve safety and the right to exist without fear created by your own government because of your identity. Whether queer, trans, POC or any other marginalised community, you are worth more than what your country is telling you. We all support you and accept you and hurt with you, my inbox is always open as a friend from the UK. Look after yourselves < 3
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No I do not know a Wade Wilson. No I have not cried over him. I do not know what you are talking about.
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I’m sad about them so I drew them hugging :>
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My brother, the hero!


"I know what kind of god I need to be. For you. For all of us."
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Decided to line and color this.
They itty bitty :>
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New Asgard ४ ⚡︎
If marvel won’t make them happy I will!!
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so Loki turned Thor into a chicken once (he kinda deserved it don’t worry) and then realized that he did not actually know how to reverse it.
that was an eventful day. 🐓
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Baby brodinsons bear hunting in Asgard featuring Thor unable to beat his codependent relationship with Mjolnir allegations
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