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I'm collecting a list of Short Stories That Fucked Us Up As Children. reblog and tell me what I'm missing.

here's the list so far:

the yellow wallpaper

all in a summer day

fever dream

the lottery

hey come on out

by the waters of Babylon

the most dangerous game

flowers for Algernon

a good man is hard to find

skin

to build a fire

silent snow secret snow

bartleby the scrivener

i have no mouth and I must scream

harrison bergeron

lamb to the slaughter

the cask of amontillado

the telltale heart

the vampyre

where did you come from, where did you go

the monkey's paw

I'll add a poll in case it helps haha

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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing. 

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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Journal comic.

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I don’t do the dishes

But if I’m in the kitchen I’ll empty the drying rack, let the porcelain clink together as placed in their spots

I don’t do the dishes but when the kettles empty I fill it up to a liter for someone’s cup of tea

I don’t do the dishes but if they pile up, I’ll steal the cloth draped on his shoulder and give my father a small smile while my mother continues to tell us her day

I don’t do the dishes but I put away leftovers to make the job easier, fill the sink with water and bid thanks while rushing away

I do the dishes. My father is drying as I wash. My mother is filling up the kettle and telling us about her day.

It’s mundane. It’s supper. It’s home.

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The eclipse is happening, you know what that means. Time to invade the Fire Nation

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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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I posted this two years ago and guess what? Still a thing. It’s like an every three month thing I’m going insane

The fact my best friend hasn’t let go of my first gay crush on a girl even though it’s been five years since kills me. I just got a message from her with a picture saying “look at Becky.” BRO. I HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO HER SINCE THE TENTH GRADE LET IT GO

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Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.

I’m afraid

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine 7.07 | Ding Dong

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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did this last night

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queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

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Man, I pity people who would choose immorality as a gift

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thinking about this picture from 1975 taken in san fran on this day period

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THIS PICTURE JUST MADE MY LIFE.

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