he/him, enoyer of evil men. Known for such phrases as "teehee" "yippee" "yey :)" and repeating my own name like a pokemon
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y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes it’s the lyrics, sometimes it’s a key change, sometimes it’s a long note, sometimes it’s something hard to explain!! i live for these lines tbh, sometimes i’ll listen to particular songs just to hear a specific line lmao
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The Ghost of the Witherwood Where the black sand meets the raging sea.
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it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store
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You’re never gonna get an angel bound in human form that isn’t some sort of fucked up. You’re cutting it off from all sorts of metaphysical senses, extradimensional perceptions, and biologically impossible physiology all at once. That’s like if you pancaked a human down to 2D and took away all our senses besides touch and smell. You’d be pretty weird too.
#i had to reread the first sentance because i misread it as#''your'e never gonna get to be an angel bound in human form''#and i was like NOOO#but yeah misreading aside good post op
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Kibby?
Strange little thing appearing just out of nowhere! And appearing now for the low low price of only $12.98!
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please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment
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Yippee! We're the most successful airport pr stunt in history.
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Suddenly so brave. Whatever am I to do with you, hmm, Korae?
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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your “loyal and virtuous” knight is doubting the cause he pledged his very soul to 🫵😂
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