thornescalling
thornescalling
let's take ibuprofen together
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he/him, enoyer of evil men. Known for such phrases as "teehee" "yippee" "yey :)" and repeating my own name like a pokemon
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thornescalling · 3 hours ago
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y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes it’s the lyrics, sometimes it’s a key change, sometimes it’s a long note, sometimes it’s something hard to explain!! i live for these lines tbh, sometimes i’ll listen to particular songs just to hear a specific line lmao
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thornescalling · 3 hours ago
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The Ghost of the Witherwood Where the black sand meets the raging sea.
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thornescalling · 5 hours ago
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it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store
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thornescalling · 18 hours ago
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thornescalling · 21 hours ago
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GOOD JOB BUB.
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thornescalling · 1 day ago
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You’re never gonna get an angel bound in human form that isn’t some sort of fucked up. You’re cutting it off from all sorts of metaphysical senses, extradimensional perceptions, and biologically impossible physiology all at once. That’s like if you pancaked a human down to 2D and took away all our senses besides touch and smell. You’d be pretty weird too.
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thornescalling · 1 day ago
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Kibby?
Strange little thing appearing just out of nowhere! And appearing now for the low low price of only $12.98!
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thornescalling · 2 days ago
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thornescalling · 2 days ago
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please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment
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thornescalling · 2 days ago
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Yippee! We're the most successful airport pr stunt in history.
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thornescalling · 2 days ago
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thornescalling · 2 days ago
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Suddenly so brave. Whatever am I to do with you, hmm, Korae?
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thornescalling · 2 days ago
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PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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thornescalling · 2 days ago
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🌑✨ midnight indigo
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thornescalling · 2 days ago
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your “loyal and virtuous” knight is doubting the cause he pledged his very soul to 🫵😂
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