Lily. 🏳️🌈 📚 🎭 🏒 🦉 Teacher. Writer. [AO3] Book Hoarder. Actor. Historian. Hellenic Polytheist. Celiac. Geek. Pan Poly. Sarcastic. Adult. I ship freely, gayly, and often. Hockey fanatic: Boston Bruins. (Some Stars, Devils, Oilers, Wild. Too much Habs for a Bruins fan.) Team Finland. Team Switzerland. Defensive Defensemen. Most days in life don't stand outBut life's about those days that will.-- Eric Church, Talladega
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Guess who is almost too big for their soak tank! This giant! (He slipped down after so we’re okay, but when he gets strong enough to pull himself up, we’re in trouble.) He’s only seven and a half months old!
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Zero time was wasted. Still hilarious.
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You can’t see me!
#Aleksei the Russian tortoise#Russian tortoise#tortoise#he just sat like this for a while#his rear end is in the basking light
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Absolutely hilarious. For the narrative.
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Just after this moment Aleksei fell on his back for the first time! And he did not enjoy it. He was only upside down for a couple seconds but it was scary! He’s too big now for gaps like that. He can almost make it but not quite, so everything got moved around and I think he’s safe now.
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Why don't they understand history is repeating itself?!
The importance of a history teacher:
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#children of secret late-stage capitalism#I would read that#it would be nonfiction and it would make me angry
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There’s no way to confirm this, but I like to believe Teuvo was wearing a Whalers hat in his IG story. Can’t think of what other green hat that man would have
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Weird that they’re not awarding the Stanley Cup again this year.
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So I hate the Panthers, just note that down please.
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Is your school year over? Did it go ok? How was the new grade? Anything exciting to report, besides Alexei the tortoise? (He's so cute, by the way!) I hope that you are doing well. I teach with a Bruins fan so I get updates about the team all the time. He's cheering for Marchand right now and I am doing my best to roll my eyes at him. (I also teach with a Pens fan, a Habs fan, a CBJ fan, and a very enthusiastic Capitals fan. It's been fun!)
I'm glad you had a great year! That sounds like fun!
Mine... was not good. My students are amazing and my theatre group was fantastic, but I worked with a gang of Mean Girls that made the year so bad. And I got the short end of the stick. Sometimes the Mean Girls win, and this time was one of them.
So I move on and hopefully find better.
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Wearing a baseball cap backwards is such a slutty outfit choice. Like purposely choosing to shirk the sun protection of the brim which is the whole purpose of the hat, all so you can what? Suck dick quicker? Slut.
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Something about also being at the Devil’s Sacrament…
#montreal canadiens#you tell Marty to ask Nick#you never rat out the guy that can answer ‘you and what army?’
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I love how much Agatha Christie hated aristocrats.
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Hello, Lian.
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