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these goobers

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thesaurus.com save me

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“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness

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“I’m fine, I’m not getting corrupted by this power! I can control it!” -guy who is 100% getting corrupted by this power

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hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

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sometimes a character fights me so hard on the situation I'm putting them in and I realize this is exactly what happened to Terry Pratchett with Rincewind. the characterization is so solid that not only would he not fucking say that, he would not fucking be here. he would not be anywhere near this. he walked out three hours ago.

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Remedy Connected Universe + Old Gods of Asgard

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You want me to write? The thing that put Alan Wake in the Dark Place?

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trash tarot deck (22/78)

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failcringe ceo (affectionate)

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what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

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Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.