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On Dimensional Theory: Portals and Instability

There are an innumerable amount of Dimensions, and several Dimensions have already been identified. However, without the aid of Portals, it would be an impossible task to discover any further Dimensions.

Portals are the gateways that enable their users to travel from one Dimension to another. Portals can come in many forms, such as a door that may directly lead to a specific point in a different Dimension or a book that will instantly teleport the reader to a different Dimension. It is currently unknown exactly how Portals work, as Portals are often a mixture of technology and magic that is incomprehensible to the typical dimensional traveler.

It must be acknowledged that any form of dimensional travel will generate an amount of Instability.  The more abruptly a dimensional traveler crosses from their Dimension to another, the greater the amount of Instability.

Instability is the amount of disturbance in the natural order of the Multiverse and dimensional travel will increase the amount of Instability within individual Dimensions. Dimensional travel involves the transportation of one being from the Dimension they were residing in to another Dimension, and this process requires a large amount of energy, which is typically drawn from the two Dimensions. The energy lost in dimensional travel is then reclaimed by the Dimensions in a different, more ‘hostile’ form and generally causes havoc. Left unchecked, Instability can destroy entire Dimensions.

One of the many destructive effects of Instability is also its most defining feature: spontaneous dimensional travel. Unstable Dimensions will often generate Portals in unorthodox locations, and any being unlucky enough to stumble upon these Portals will be forcibly transported to a random Dimension. These Portals often close just as abruptly as they appear, leaving the victim in a foreign world that may possibly be their end. This effect only serves to further feed Instability, as it is merely another form of dimensional travel.

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On Dimensional Theory: Wanderers and Standards

Theoretically speaking, any being has the capacity to travel from Dimension to Dimension, but most will probably be limited by an exceptionally strong link to their home world.

Wanderers are beings who can freely travel across the Dimensions, unanchored to their home world or to any world. Most Wanderers do not realize that they have this ability until they try traveling through Dimensions, and they typically do so out of necessity. This comes with a slight drawback, though: they must conform to the Standard of the Dimension that they travel to.

The Standard of any Dimension refers to the form or shape that a majority of the inhabitants of that Dimension have assumed. The Standard can vary heavily between Dimensions, from the humanoid/bipedal form of most worlds to forms incomprehensible to many.

The typical dimensional traveler, who may only encounter one or two other Dimensions in their lifetime, will not have their form changed to the Standard. This may cause other problems for them, ranging from derision from the world’s inhabitants to death if the traveler cannot adapt to the challenges posed in the Dimension.

A Wanderer, by comparison, will have traveled through many Dimensions, and will be forced to change to the Standards of the Dimensions that they encounter. However, the change in form usually does not interfere with the abilities of the Wanderer, and they will typically be just as able in their new form as they would have been on their home world. Furthermore, even though their form may change, their overall appearance may not be drastically changed. The Wanderer can be easily recognized by anyone who has seen them before in a different Dimension.

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god damn it pass the fucking whiskey

Please direct any further inquiries about whiskey to the Fusion Five. The King is currently having a breakdown over those mysterious Mets, and I am not certain as to what the changeling is trying to accomplish today. As for me, I have my own business to attend to.

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Looks like TG MET his end!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH-- Shut up.

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<TG74> "Magical dicksucker" time is over. We're back in our bodies now, and it was... an interesting experience. I'm gonna have nightmares about all those mets... <TGOT> At least you didn't have to sit your ass on a boring throne 24/7!

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doesn't dictator birdbot have a cigar instead of a penis

Who knows? I would go and check, but I kinda can't right now, you know, being the laziest king in all the lands-- [TGOT]> Excuse me? I'll have you know that I graduated at the top of my class in-- Please, calm yourselves. For my sake and for yours.

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magical dicksucker TGOT and TG switch bodies for a day and nobody is willing to acknowledge it

My good friend, we've already swapped bodies! I honestly don't know how or when it started, but it happened. It's due to end any second now, though... give or take a few hours. And let me tell you, sitting on the throne is probably one of the most boring things I've ever done in my life in this world. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH ALL THESE METS

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what would you do if dictator birdbot showed up to your door naked with flowers

I'd send him over to Annette. It would make for quite an interesting evening.

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<TGOT> Perhaps throwing out the Protoypes in the dumpster wasn't such a good idea...

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Mimicry Equipment, Prototype 2

<TGOT> Once again, I have attempted to refine my top project, the Mimicry Equipment, in the hopes of replicating my own metamorphosis. Prototype 2 moves away from the scanner-based technology implemented in Argus's emerald belt. Instead it temporarily modifies the genetic code of the user, which will change their form. I have made multiple Prototypes and distributed them to my main employees. The results have been... interesting, to say the least.

Figure 1.

Figure 2.

Figure 3.

If Navya sees my employees in this state, there will undoubtedly be a problem. Therefore, I must keep them hidden for a short time. I shall look into this feline issue and correct it in Prototype 3.

The Queen shall soon rise.

This failed Prototype is going in the dumpster.

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"You should have thought about bugging a war machine... or at least, an ex-war machine... if you wanted to avoid having a bullet lodged in your diaphragm."

…I fail to see how asking about your silly situation warrants a bullet to the face. Thankfully, little stuff like that doesn’t faze the king, pal. …Didn’t you scream bloody murder when it broke one of your lenses on impact, sire? Well, duh! These glasses don’t come cheap, you know! …I think your definition of “unfazed” warrants a recheck, sire.

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Yo, quick question. I recently ran into some lady with long dark hair and an excessively starched-up suit who was kind of a bitch. And no, it wasn't Synthia. You wouldn't happen to know about anyone like that, would you?

Ah, the mysterious, silent type? Wears a classy suit, wears a pair of glasses much like yours truly, holds a fancy gun, looks strikingly similar to my secretary, and is apparently a part of some multidimensional group of “saviors”?…Never heard of her! Maybe you’ll have some more luck asking your good old pal Freeze, who just tried to fucking shoot me earlier.

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Wait, so TGOT's a fairy? Interesting.

Hey, I don’t even know what I am half the time, so your guess is as good as mine.

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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Hey TGOT, let Q-Man become a Magical Boy and I'll give you a wish! I'll also give one to Q-Man! -QB

…Who let this furry little creature into my dominion? You can just screw right off, I grant my own wishes around here!

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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Q-Man, can I ask you to make a contract and become a Magical Girl? -QB

How about you go take it up with my boss? I’m not allowed to make any decisions for the company, especially after how last week’s party went…

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I'm still waiting on that party

You can go party by yourself!