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the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

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You say I’m skipping leg day, I say I’m going for the Kingdom hearts aesthetic

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Is it really your anxiety that stops you from giving me everything / Or do you just not want to

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“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

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i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

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Polyamorous inverse of "are we dating the same guy [city name]" Facebook groups. "Why aren't we dating the same guy." Hype up your partner and convince other members of the group to also date them.

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every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone

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What pop culture moment made you queer?

For me it was when Kylie sang, “Is the world still spinning around?” on It’s In Your Eyes, the follow-up* single to Spinning Around.

Just boom, rainbow lyf.

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Ever grateful Eve Sedgwick didn’t have to live through this end-of-days transphobic LGB Alliance pile of shit.

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They said the quiet part outloud and are upset everyone's mad at them.

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THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE