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I opened my book and I found a GOD DAMNED MOOD

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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huh !

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brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

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The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

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stop reading tomes with the gnomes and come read a scroll with the ghoul

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The tragedy for me is when I have something on a visit to England, I'm obsessed with it, I can't get it in America, and then it finally becomes available like 10 years later, but my tastes have changed and I don't really like it. I'm sorry we drifted apart, Ribena, Soda Stream, and Viennetta 😢

Despite the connected world, some experiences remain region-locked. My British children, for example, have access to all the usual artificial flavours - their freeze pops are things like Strawberry, Cola, and whatever “Tropical” is - but they also have access to “blackcurrant,” which for historical biosecurity reasons, did not penetrate my American childhood.

There aren’t a lot of things in the world that are restricted like that, but that’s one: blackcurrant flavour.

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Triple J's holding an Australian Music Hottest 100, lets gooooooo

https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/countdown/hottest100

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...correctly

EVERYONE STOP DOING BLOOD PACTS WITH YOUR PALMS!!! WOUNDS TAKE FOREVER TO HEAL THERE!!! CUT THE BACK OF YOUR ARM FOR GOD’S SAKE!! AND IF YOU HAVE A BIG GASH ON YOUR HAND I KNOW YOU’RE NOT WASHING AFTER YOU USE THE BATHROOM

GUHECHK

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if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.

but then I realized. the problem with such a plan

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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i will start sitting in a clearing holding a small stone and rubbing it with my hand for 10000 years to learn how to empathize with the river bed

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WHOA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

WHOA TATTOO OF A LOCH BEAR

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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[leaves work meeting, returns five minutes later at the head of renowned Claymation vocalists the California Raisins]

ohhhh this could've been an email

No one cares about these details

BABE this could've been an email

Don't be scared to leave a paper trail HONEY HONEY YEAH