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[offers the majesties a statue made out of butter]

Ichi: Is that… butter?

San: “Whatever it is it’s still really good looking”

Ichi: “Yyyeaaaahhh but why butter specifically?”

San licks it

Ichi: “SAN!”

San: “WAAAGYRYTG-”

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Hey since it spring where I come from I want you to try something.

*pull out a maple syrup can a small cooler fill with snow and some popsicles sticks

* I dig some little trench in the snow and put some the popsicles stick at one extremity than gently pour the maple syrup into the gap until all of them are fills

*then pull them out resulting into some weird amber looking sweets

We call this « tire d’érable » and each spring we usually go to « sugar shack » where they produce a ton of maple syrup, the syrup came from a tree « the sugar maple » and each spring we collect the sap, we boiled it to make the water evaporate and bingo you got this absolutely divine liquid !

*give most of them to San and keep some for myself

San: “Ooo this is really good!”

Ni: “Wooooow you gave most to him and not us?”

San: “Oh c’mon Ni it’s nothing”

Ichi chuckled

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Hello Ichi, Ni, and San! Question. What's your opinion on San's nickname being "Kevin"/What do you think about your nickname, San?

Ichi: “Odd. I have to say”

Ni: “Weird”

San: “I mean… call me whatever! I do prefer San though” [He chuckled]

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Did I have enough water or you’ve…change a little ? I didn’t remember you having a scarf and catfish antenna lol…

Ichi: Heh! Glad you noticed. I believe it makes us look better [He smirked]

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It's not supposed to be like yours- that's why it's different

Ichi: “I’m gonna use that same argument with you then. Our scales are not like your skin :3”

San: “Ichi what is that… face?”

Ichi: “I don’t know, I kept seeing it around on this planet. I don’t know what it means”

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Your scales ain't looking any shiner bud 😂😂

Ichi: “Whatever your have, yours ain’t either”

San: “It’s called skin, Ichi”

Ichi: “That. It isn’t either”

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Salt water is gross 🤢

Ichi: “Tastes disgusting but makes our scales look shinier” [He smirked. Proud of themselves]

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What? Do you guys clean yourselfs or something? Ayo???

Ichi: Every morning we bathe on the beach. Salt water surprisingly makes our scales shinier [He said proudly]

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I DO SHOWER YOU IDIOTS!!!

San: “WE DO TOO. EVERY MORNING”

Ichi: “Brother, relax” [He said turning to him]

San: “But but… he yelled and I had to yell back!!!!”

Ichi: “Just relax it’s okay”

San grumbled to himself

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Which one of you is the femboy?

San: “Ni”

Ni: “FUCKING WHAT”

San: “Teehee”

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Have you heard of the skull Island? It’s full of tiny creatures (too you) that are very effective at hunting humans. I think you’d like that vacation spot. Do be aware it’s King Kong’s home

Ichi: “Never went there but the bird has told us about. I guess we could visit some day”

San: “What do you think will happen when Kong sees us. We’ve never met him” [He asked Ichi]

Ichi: “No idea, really. Maybe panic?” [He chuckled]

San: [He chuckled too]

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Babygirl please marry me!

Ichi: “What”

Ni: “What”

San: “What”

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*Summons water and dumps it on you guys*

I SAID TAKE A SHOWER!!!!

Ichi: [He frowned]

Ni: [He growled]

San: “YOU shower”

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*sniffs*

You guys smell, go take a shower

San: “YOU smell, you like the lizard-fish more!”

Ichi: “He’s right, you know?”

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Ghidorah was scanning the destroyed area, except where the lizard was. It seemed like they were thinking what could’ve happened here

*stomping on the street of Tokyo Japan and sees a 3 headed creature in the distance*

Hmmmm who is that @three-golden-kings

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They landed, not noticing the lizard nearby. They did notice the land was destroyed. There definitely was some strange activity here

*stomping on the street of Tokyo Japan and sees a 3 headed creature in the distance*

Hmmmm who is that @three-golden-kings

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Glad to hear you're liking where you're staying; find your own place is a very good thing.

Say, do you ever get some visitors from time to time? Everything fine with the old lizard? (occ referring to godzilla).

Also watch it when you venture in the waters. You didn't make for a very good swimmer\gen.

Ichi: “You insects are the only visiting we have. I don’t like anyone else, especially those weird insects with that weird symbol on their chests with cameras and gadgets”

San: “And the lizard, he’s ANNOYING!”

Ni: “Very. Very annoying”

Ichi: “And don’t worry about the waters, we can swim as long as we’re not attacked… like last time”