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Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

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welcome... to kill everyone city

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"Will you put your life and all the lives of the people who believe in you on the line and remove the needle ?"

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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99% of posters quit before they find the perfect wording no one can misunderstand

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send his ass to the mandrill maze

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diagram of using social media

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Let me put this in terms you can understand: awawawawawa

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enraptured by this Reddit sub called Somnigastronomy where people post about weird food they’ve seen in their dreams (and sometimes try to replicate for real)

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i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

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having... wait... where am I? whats going on??? hello???? \*coughs out a big cloud of spores* fuuck. i gotta get me some pussy

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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

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another

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gonna start saying I heard a kid died on set whenever my friends start talking about a movie I don’t know