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#posts ill show my girlfriend once she reads harrow

In sotto voce:

"Nooooo, Gideon, don't say that she doesn't like you. She made you a sexy barista."

"Multiple AUs with you, Gideon."

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In sotto voce:

"Nooooo, Gideon, don't say that she doesn't like you. She made you a sexy barista."

"Multiple AUs with you, Gideon."

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“never work with children, griddle, their prefrontal cortexes aren’t developed.” this is coming from harrowhark nonagesimus, who is not only 17 years old, but also, arguably, has the worst decision-making skills of any character in the modern literary canon. maybe go develop your own prefrontal cortex instead of doing irreparable damage to it, beloved, and we can chat.

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The Fifth House

Abigail Pent | Magnus Quinn

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The queens are fighting againnnnnnn

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Imagine you and your crush are about to get nasty , as she put her hands on your body for the first time she recite the Hail Mary ! Aloud ! in its entirety! proceed to absolutely fuck you up in a way that , you know full well, will haunt you for life, and THEN refuse to give you even a small kiss!?

All I'm saying is, if I was Ianthe tridentarius, I would have lost it.

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everyday I think more and more about kirianthe wedding

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FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS

I never draw anymore but here are three unfinished attempts at the offscreen friendship bracelet scene that haunts me

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Ianthe looks like Coronabeth if Coronabeth was a shriveled up necro-rat. This technically makes her Gideon's ideal woman, and I'm not sure if Kiriona is honest enough with herself to confront that, but I'm sure Ianthe has put two and two together.

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guess who's making me insane this week?

guess where you can view the full pic 👀

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tower princes commission for @yeopsmith + a meme 

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It's very funny when people reading Gideon the ninth for the first time comment in confusion about how little people talk about "Dulcinea" but like. Actually we DONT talk about Cytherea enough.

Cytherea - who was dying for 10,000 years! Cytherea the miracle worker who was brought before God and he LIED to her and he told her and her friends they were doing the right thing and he WATCHED as they killed each other and he is DOING IT ALL OVER AGAIN. Cytherea who is trying to get God's attention but who is also trying in her own monstrous way to be kind. They all have to die because /the only other option is to become what she is./ Of course Jeannemary and Isaac have to die. Isaac has to die because she can't let him kill Jeannemary. Jeannemary has to die because she watched Isaac die and Cytherea knows there's no coming back from that. Dulcinea HAS to die because the only other option is to suffocate slowly in her own cancer for 10,000 years and Cytherea /can't let her do that./ The fifth and the fourth and the sixth and the ninth - they ALL have to die because if she could go back that's what she would have wanted. They don't know it yet, but in 10,000 years, they'd want it too. She didn't take her chance to die when she had it. They don't know how lucky they are.

And Cytherea who put on airs of being petty and selfish meanwhile she gave herself away until there was nothing left. Cytherea who hated God because he took everything she had without blinking twice. Cytherea who said over and over "me, I will" and whose sisters and brothers died around her and who wouldn't let them forget about Loveday - who loved Loveday when they all hated her.

Cytherea who held Gideon in her arms while she was dying during the siphoning trial and told her "remember this feeling. Remember how much it hurts. And if anyone ever asks this of you, you have to remember and say no." Gideon, who reminded Cytherea so much of Loveday. Cytherea, who /asked that of Loveday./ And Gideon, who went out and /did it anyway./

Cytherea, at the end of everything, who NEEDS to kill Gideon and Harrow because they love each other and she can't let them get it wrong like she and Loveday did, who sees the skull they're hiding in open and sees Gideon's body and sees Harrow pick up that sword and has lost despite everything, and who finally gives up and lets them kill her.

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harrow at all times thinks everyone around herare horny disgusting idiot perverts for like…being married meanwhile shes in a psychosexual relationship with her cavalier that can only be described as hatesex if they never had sex and haunted by how much she wants to fuck satan

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griddleharlectostasia brainrot hours

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hhh

also harry update

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Just finished Gideon the Ninth! Does anybody want to kill me with hammers rn