I'm sorry you found this and I'm sorry for anything you see here. Except the Turkey Vultures. They're awesome.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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why are people so pissy about canada geese. ohhh you got hissed at by a bird. who give a shit
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This is why vultures are the best
People never seem to want to hang out at animal habitats. If they can’t see something immediately, they just leave. If you’re patient enough to stay, sometimes incredibly magical experiences happen. Like this one.

Those are California condors. Biggest wingspan in North America, incredibly endangered, and the only species with approval from USDA for emergency use of the poultry avian flu vaccine.
Towards the end of the day, once things got quiet, I sat down near where one was foraging and just hung out. Then… they noticed me.
I can only upload one video so I’m going with the one where I was showing them my glasses, since they kept trying to peck at my shoelaces and fingers and I wondered what else they'd be interested in.
They stayed there with me for at least five minutes, given the duration of video I took. Just chilling, watching me, interacting a little. It was just us - nobody else approached. Until eventually they chose to go do their own thing, and I sat there in awe for a while.



It’s worth it to wait, when you can.
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Those are really fucking weird blueberries
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Sub-Radio, the band that did Stacy's Dad, coming out with another banger for Pride.
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Look, if metalheads can stop listening to a band because one of the members ends up holding shitty views, then you can stop reading/watching/posting about Harry Potter because of Rowling's views.
Your average Black Metal fan is stronger than your average Potterhead.
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Cyanobacteria: Y'know what would be fun
Every other organism: Don’t
Cyanobacteria: It would be fun to… make oxygen…
Every other organism: Please no
Cyanobacteria: ;)
*almost all life on the planet dies*
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I wear proper attire when manning my post at the gay sex command center
Tmw your friend won't let you write your pansexual in peace.
@threewinterssnow is a menace.
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spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
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Hopefully Canada and/or Mexico is available to knot the US

Me, a known internet freak, getting this push notification right as o take my first sip of coffee for the morning, still deeply discombobulated: 😳
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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
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