25, He/they, I make what can arguably be considered music. Here I just post/reblog whatever makes the happy chemicals work
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Holy mother of fuck I've ran out of AA batteries but not like in a "I can just go to the store and buy more" kind of way but in a "my soul will forever be bereft of batteries. They will always escape my fleeting clutch. I will never know the pleasure, the security, of holding a battery ever again." FUCK!
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Deleting Tik Tok and soon Facebook, prepare for more Thromblr Spam

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Hey question when you blaze a post does it have to meet certain criteria, i. e. Content/length, etc? I'm gonna be back on my bullshit
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https://bsky.app/profile/bennage.bsky.social
Follow me here, because frankly, fuck Elon Musk.
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I'm operating my cock like an arcade claw machine so I can fuck my selfcest palette swap clone up his blue shitter
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I wound up in Grape World again, this place sucks everything tastes like cough syrup here
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A simple mistake
Mike: Hey did you get those photos I sent you? Bitch Jane from HR: No? At least I don't think, let me look Mike: Okay Bitch Jane from HR: Um... Mike: Yes? Bitch Jane from HR: You do realize I'm the HR rep, right? Mike: Yeah, why? Bitch Jane from HR: Why on EARTH did you send me a photo of your testicles? Mike: Shut the fuck up bitch I'm going to fucking KILL you
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