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wow guys look at this beautiful new theme upchuckfactor made for me!!! this is definitely not her btw i am finn!!! i am finn!!! think it over u guys i am finn....

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( .tiiniestlifeboat

“of course! stuff like ‘living for your love’ and  ‘handful of promises’! teenage suicide is their most famous, though.”

   ❛those songs sound MUCH MORE cheery --     i guess stuff about a raging social topic tends     to gain more RECOGNITION.❜

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( .tiiniestlifeboat

“oh. i like that kid. he sounds like a very kid. — that’s true. it’s a REALLY good song. it’s a shame it’s the only popular one big fun’s done though. they’re really good!”

   ❛yeah, sure, i guess he’s, uh, VERY.     ---- does BIG FUN actually have songs     besides good ol’ teenage suicide ?❜

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( .tiiniestlifeboat

“only YOU would find a book about murdering pigeons interesting. but… i guess i can understand. i mean, my favourite song is teenage suicide (don’t do it). not really the HAPPIEST thing to sing about.”

   ❛actually, it’s about a kid who DOESN’T     want to murder pigeons. -- that’s just about     everyone’s favourite song right now. really     sticks in your HEAD, doesn’t it ?❜

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( .tiiniestlifeboat

“well, i didn’t think it’d be so— so VIOLENT! why do you read stuff like that?”

   ❛it’s interesting. underlying themes     can be impressive, characters can     get you involved, WHAT HAVE YOU.❜

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headcanon meme: ice cream flavors edition.

Almond Chocolate Coconut: a touch headcanon.

Bacon Ice Cream: a "what were you even thinking" headcanon.

Black Raspberry Cheesecake: a sexuality and/or romanticism headcanon (romantic orientation, sexual orientation, etc).

Cactus Fruit Sorbet: a "this shouldn't work but it does" headcanon.

Cherry Garcia: a role model/inspiration headcanon.

Chubby Hubby: a body image/self esteem headcanon.

Chunky Monkey: a names, addresses, nicknames, etc. headcanon.

Cookies and Cream: a family headcanon.

Cotton Candy Explosion: a childhood/child(ren) headcanon.

Death By Chocolate: an indulgence/guilty pleasure headcanon.

Devil's Food Chocolate: a vice headcanon.

Dulce de Leche: a happy/sweet romantic or queerplatonic headcanon.

Elderberry: a hurt/comfort headcanon.

Entangled Mints: a friendship headcanon.

Espresso 'n Cream: a coffee/tea/coffee-shop (AU)/caffeine headcanon.

Fudge Behaving Badly: a misbehaving/getting into trouble headcanon.

Ginger Crème Brûlée: a gender headcanon (gender identity, gender presentation, butch/femme, gender feels, etc).

Half Baked: a bad idea/poor planning headcanon.

Heartbreak Healer: a sad/angsty romantic or queerplatonic headcanon.

Jasmine Peach Tea: a self-care/self-love headcanon.

Kahlua Almond Fudge: a language/words headcanon.

Kiwi Midori: a creative arts headcanon.

Lemon Angel Food: a virtue headcanon.

Lemon-Lime Sorbet: a sexual/NC-17 headcanon (alt: a secret(s) h/c).

Magic Mint Cookie: a magic/supernatural headcanon (alt: a taste h/c).

Masque of the Raspberry Sorbet: a fear/horror headcanon (alt: a costume(s)/facade(s) headcanon).

Neapolitan: an intimacy/vulnerability (or lack thereof) headcanon.

Orange Pineapple Whip: a kinky headcanon (alt: an eccentricity h/c).

Oreo Cheesecake: a physical health/disability headcanon.

Peanut Butter Plum Cherry: a soulmate/soulmate AU headcanon (alt: an unconditional love headcanon)

Phish Food: a music headcanon.

Purple Daze: a stoner/drugs headcanon.

Rainbow Cream: a nature headcanon.

Road Trip: a travel or escapism headcanon.

Rocky Road: a difficulty or struggle headcanon.

SNAFU (Strawberries Naturally All Fudged Up): a mistake(s) headcanon.

Strawberry Rhubarb Crunch: a mental health/neurodivergent headcanon.

Tennessee Mud: an alcohol, drunkenness, intoxication headcanon.

Tuxedo Strawberry: a well-dressed headcanon (any headcanon about clothes).

Vanilla Fudge Ripple: a strength headcanon.

White Raspberry Truffle: a weakness headcanon.

Wildberry Chocolate Chunk: a social life headcanon.

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( .deludiing

         “Why would I WANT to listen??”

     ❛ y’mentioned being BORED. figured it’d be interesting. ❜

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( .leatherjvckets

       “ y’r tellin’ me. can’t help but wonder —- almost EVERY DAY        —- whether arson’s worth it ‘r not. ”

        ❛ LEGAL REPERCUSSIONS are the main thing dissuading me.  ❜

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i can’t help but think that the mistake they made in this heathers script i’m reading was at least a little bit on purpose

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( .tiiniestlifeboat

“that’s HORRIBLE! the poor pigeon.”

    ❛ hey, you’re the one who asked       what the BOOK was about, mac. ❜

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( .first of all

        “–Do they even HAVE 7-11s in Boston?”

          ❛there was ONE near my old apartments.❜

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                  tiiniestlifeboat | the aptly named pigeon hunt - ??? dans in it idk

    ❛if a pigeon falls but is NOT QUITE DEAD,      a ringer puts it out of it’s misery i n s t e a d.❜

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                   upchuckfactor | i am damaged - heathers

         ❛i am DAMAGED -- far too damaged.           but,       you’re   not    b e y o n d    REPAIR.❜

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                    deludiing​ | little bitty pretty one - thurston harris

          ❛ i can tell you a STORY that happened a long time ago. ❜

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                    flameesque​ | kindergarten boyfriend - heathers

       ❛ ---- but i believe that any DREAM worth HAVING          is   a   d r e a m   that   should   not   have   to   end. ❜

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                        unblunting | snapchat bitch - katie ladner

     ❛  at least send over a ‘ wow, hon --       your hair looks FUCKING great. ‘  ❜

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                    leatherjvckets | beautiful - heathers

        ❛ fight the urge to STRIKE A MATCH          and       s e t        this       dump     ablaze. ❜