#upchuckfactor

[teenagesuicide]

@upchuckfactor

“do you need ice cream? you look like you need ice cream. not in a bad way! just a... um, i just kind of want to get ice cream with you so....”

[hispreachings]

upchuckfactor

    [ text to: gil. ] r u blue bcuz u drank 2much koolaid     [ text to: gil. ] IL  UM IN A TI C ONF IRMED

[/messaging ; Veronica Sawyer] 

[text] Not even close, but that’s a good enough answer as any. [text] What does koolaid have to do with Illuminati? 

[izzyhudsxn-blog]

upchuckfactor

     ❝Sister, that?          That is a snazzy outfit.❞

[morbidae-blog]

[9:00:18 PM] pepperonica soysauce. ( nat. ): so im guessing his students would call him mr branwen rite [9:00:22 PM] pepperonica soysauce. ( nat. ): i just dont wanna frick up [9:00:27 PM] ♛drunkle qrow.: ye [9:00:50 PM] ♛drunkle qrow.: he pretends to be a dick about it at the beginning of the school year & is like "its professor branwen" [9:00:54 PM] pepperonica soysauce. ( nat. ): o MG [9:00:56 PM] pepperonica soysauce. ( nat. ): professor [9:01:04 PM] ♛drunkle qrow.: "but the.. board says mr branwen, mr branwen" [9:01:11 PM] ♛drunkle qrow.: " doctor branwen, tyvm" [9:01:23 PM] ♛drunkle qrow.: he has so many excuses [9:01:28 PM] ♛drunkle qrow.: "it builds character" [9:01:29 PM] pepperonica soysauce. ( nat. ): d o c tor [9:01:35 PM] ♛drunkle qrow.: "it teaches respect" [9:01:40 PM] ♛drunkle qrow.: "I just like fucking with them" [9:01:44 PM] ♛drunkle qrow.: "it weeds out the weak"

[alderaanheir]

❝ oh, oh, here’s an idea ——— we put arsenic in their lipstick !! ❞

@upchuckfactor ✯ call

[mortemisms]

@upchuckfactor​ ♡

“would you mind asking your friend to maybe not slam me into a locker next time she sees me in the hall? my shoulder’s a bit... bruised.”

[personalityquizzes]

++ upchuckfactor

“Cupcake? They’re homemade.”

     lie  #01

[vasilyevna-a]

@upchuckfactor.    ——     starter call. →   our lady of the underground   ( hadestown )

            ❝ YOU COULD USE A LITTLE PICK-ME-UP. ❞

[alderaanheir]

@upchuckfactor / lyrical starter call / the wire - haim

     ❝ i know you’re gonna be okay anyway. ❞

[ths-archive-blog]

           ❛ d’you know the ONLY PLACE heathers and marthas             can                       t r u l y                       get                      along ?                                                                     -------- HEAVEN. ❜

[vndeads-blog]

@upchuckfactor

       ‘I SAY YOU DITCH and come blaze up with me. sounds way more fun         than statistics, in my opinion.’ 

[sotouuchy-blog]

          ❛ you’ve gotta be kiddin’ me. ❜

@upchuckfactor ♥’d.

[offershopearchive-blog]

@upchuckfactor ❤

“That’s it, let it out--”