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I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

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I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

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Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch

these hands

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Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?

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burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

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This can’t be legal

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do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

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Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle (2017)

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If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.

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