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さいきんのボクのあさは　こんなかんじ

My morning time is like this these days

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unrestrained summer fun

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"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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Quit nodding off with Nancy Pelosi and come and fuck around with a Fancy Fujoshi

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unrestrained summer fun

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for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

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“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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norp

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reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

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anti montage theory where each shot has no relation to the shots preceding or after and the cutaway is just kinda a coincidence