Cupidâs Bow Honesty Hour đš
To celebrate this sickly holiday V and I have put together a surprise for you... This school is full of disgustingly happy in love couples so, let's put that love and trust to the test with a little honesty hour! If the question is sent with a cupids bow you must answer honestly. Don't forget, we'll be watching...
-Love, E & V
S/O-Specific Questions:
Would you ever consider giving your S/O a âhall passâ?
Whatâs something your S/O does that *isnât* sexual, but still always manages to turn you on?
Is there anything you secretly like doing to get a rise out of your S/O?
If you *had* to pick a third for you and your current S/O, who would you choose?
Be honest: Do you think you love your S/O *a little* more than they love you?
On a scale of 1 - 10, rate how good of a kisser you think you are. How good of a kisser is the person youâre currently dating?
Be honest: Do you see a long future with the person youâre currently with?
Any sexual fantasies with your S/O that you havenât told them about yet?
For the person youâre currently with, how long did you date them before you were ready to make things official?
Out of you and your S/O, who fell in love first? Who fell in love harder?
In your current relationship, who do you think fell for whom first?
Whatâs the most romantic thing your S/O has ever done for you?
Whatâs the sexist non-nude picture you have of your S/O? Post it.
'Anyone But Your S/Oâ Questions:
If you werenât dating the person youâre currently with, who at this school would you be with instead?
Describe the last sex dream you had that involved someone *other than* who youâre currently dating.
Are you currently dating the same person you were crushing on a year ago? If not, who was the person you were crushing on?
Describe the last time you got your heartbroken.
If you *had* to hate-fuck someone other than your S/O at this Joie, who would you choose?
Could you ever imagine yourself in a poly relationship with your current S/O and someone else at Joie? If so, who?
Look at the first 5 (non S/O) people in your contacts [OOC: Use a list randomizer]. Rank them by attractiveness with 1 being the hottest.
Be honest: Do you find the last person (not your S/O) that you texted attractive?
Do you have any sexts or nudes from someone other than your current S/O?
If you werenât with your S/O, whatâs the *oldest* youâd ever consider having sex with at the age you are right now?
Be honest: Do you have any exes that you still think about?
Are there any people you were casual with that you actually wouldâve considered dating regularly?
Be honest: Have you ever considered dating the ex of a family member?
General Love/Sex/Romance Questions:
Whatâs your body count?
How long into a relationship is long enough to consider marriage?
Is cheating ever an excusable action?
Whatâs the hottest/sexiest non-nude photo that youâve sent someone? Post it.
Whatâs your body count?
Have you ever accidentally gotten turned on in public? Tell me what happened.
Do you consider a Disney wedding too clichĂŠ?
Have you ever paid for sex?
Have you ever had the condom broke? How did you handle it?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how jealous are you?
Is jealousy in a partner a turn on or a turn off for you?
When was the last time you had a one night stand?
Even been in a âFriend with Benefitsâ situation?
Be honest: Is make up sex really as great as people say it is?
Have you ever been inside a sex store?
Whenâs the last time you brought a toy into the bedroom?
Describe your dream date.
Would you ever consider getting a vibrating tongue ring?
Tell me your most embarrassing story involving kissing someone.
Is stargazing too cheesy of a date idea for you?
Do you prefer sweet kisses or straight-up make out sessions?
Chocolates or flowers?
PDA - Yes or no?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Are you clingy?
Whatâs your favorite place to be kissed?
Do you prefer to be upfront about a crush? Or would you rather crush from afar?
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Has it really been three months since weâve graced you all with our presence? Everyone around here has gotten real damn boring, havenât they? I guess we lost a key point of gossip... or problems? Hard to say.Â
ANYWAYS, news is out and hangovers are a-plenty from the Flame night this weekend. Letâs see what us and our minions uncovered, shall we?Â
Pandered Prince and Yeehaw Yokel swapped one lonely female for another, this time bringing the one and only Harlot Heartbreaker. But as per usual, the âCollege Sweetheartsâ abandoned their lonely girl to go fuck somewhere... I wonder where they did it this time. Who heard their loud moans- you know, other than the frat boys who have probably blocked out the sounds at this point.
Seeing Harlot Heartbreaker out without her bastard baby was kind of a shock since she never shuts up about how she has a kid. We get it, blondie. You spread your legs. Prince and Yokel only brought her out to secure time with the bastard baby. Which brings me to-
Notably missing there- Military Migraine. Iâm guessing the weird quad are still not the best of friends. Though he has been seen being quite comfortable going in and out of H.Hâs apartment. Rumor has it that heâs all but moved in there.Â
Or is he living nextdoor to one of the Chambers boys? Can you say family reunion between Migraine and his dear cousins- Nervous Nelly and Smug Suit? No?
Speaking of moving- tis the season? Grumpy Cat is now living in the same frat house where her cousin- Pandered Prince- is getting loudly dicked down frequently? There are some real weird family connections going on at this school, arenât there?
Anyways, Grumpy Cat had to have blown some cash that night with how many drinks must have made it on her tab.Â
Lovely Lyricist and Deluded Dancer were peppy and exhausting as ever.
Ginger Spice has become as soft as a wet noodle- clear from his gag-worthy performance dedicated to Prying Prima Donna.Â
Nervous Nelly... sang a song about being a one night stand, which seems a little foreboding for his relationship with Other Smythe.Â
BUT WAIT- one of my personal favorite moments was watching French Fatale and Toddler Boy grinding on the dance floor and- if my eyes didnât deceive me- F.F. even gallantly helped T.B. out of the club. Who wants to take bets that they fucked? I guess Weak Wreck isnât dicking him down enough. âLoveâ only goes so far, am I right?
Who notably didnât seem to be having a good time? Drag Mama Drama and John... again, âloveâ only goes so far. Though who could be mad at the ring on DMDâs hand. Although... they did escape out a back door. I have always said that a good fuck can solve most problems, but I never took DMD as a back alley hookup kinda guy. ...Well, not literally in back allies anyways.Â
Anyone else that was there that night... well, you really didnât do anything notable, did you? Otherwise we would have heard about it. TA-TA for now, bitches. Weâll be back for more fun soon- we promise.Â
In the meantime, if you see or hear something... our ask box is always open for dirt.Â
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What a night! This yearsâ Halloween Carnival went much better than last years, though I for one missed the violent outbursts of the attendees I must admit.Â
Congrats to the big auction winners, there were some surprises there, so letâs have a run down...
Lovely Lyricist was bought by Ginger Spice. I hope he can remember her name for more than five minutes or thatâs going to be an awkward one; if it isnât already bad enough heâs going out with his sonsâ girlfriend.
Shady Seal was bought by Toddler Boy which I didnât see coming, maybe itâs some latent Daddy issues or big bro issues pulling him towards the vet? Who knows, but all that ever seems to be on TBâs mind is fucking so do with that what you will.
Next up was Military Migraine bought by Deluded Dancer. I donât even know where to start unpacking this one but just like DD calls Ginger Spice âDadâ weâve also heard rumors of him calling Harlot Heartbreaker âMomâ so does that make him MMâs step-son? Weâll get back to you on that.
Grumpy Cat and Yeehaw Yokel once again proved their weird friendship was more important than my favorite Kitten getting laid. Is it just me or does it seem like sheâs cock-blocked left and right? By that of course I mean there are cocks blocking her way to the ladies.Â
Nervous Nelly went to Energizer Bunny for a staggering $100. Hopefully EB can keep it in their pants otherwise NN will be getting his cherry popped by someone who is most definitely not his boyfriend.
Drag Mama Drama claimed the top spot receiving the highest big of the night of $200 from French Fatale. We started having horrible (wonderful) flashbacks from last yearâs auction at this point and as expected it wasnât FFâs only win of the night.
Vapid Vegan was also a victim of Energizer Bunnyâs. Is anyone else betting the two will end up picking up garbage all day in lieu of a good fuck?
The darling Colorful Cornerstone was swooped up by French Fatale. This is when we dared to hope for a little scuffle but no such luck. Weâre getting more cockblocking vibes from best friends who feel the need to encroach on dates so weâre just hoping Presumptuous Perfectionist puts out enough so CC isnât upset about wasting a date on FF.
Then Energizer Bunny themselves was also up for grabs even after winning two date and interestingly enough they were picked up by John and I can tell you now my head is spinning with the possibilities. I canât wait to see what comes of this.Â
Prying Prima Donna was up next bought by, get ready kids... Energizer Bunny. Does that kid have nothing better to do than to stand around paying for attention?
Simple Skater was next and bought by their sister Colorful Cornerstone. Looks like none of those PS kids are going to be having any fun on their dates.
Another nightmarish flashback came in the form of Harlot Heartbreaker being won by Military Migraine. At least MM was using his own money unlike what HH did for the last auction... Or so we heard. Should we be looking out for Bastard Baby to have a sibling by next summer?
John was up next and bought by Drag Mama Drama. I wonder how J feels being the one whoâs being paid for this time, must have been strange for him, we hope heâs doing okay.
Last but certainly not least we had Toddler Boy though I know I was disappointed when we had another family win in the form of his cousin Nervous Nelly. Maybe NN is hoping to get some advice on how to woo Other Smythe and finally get dicked down. Who knows but I sure am (not) glad that French Fataleâs bids on TB didnât flip Weak Wreckâs switch because weâve definitely spotted a little green monster there.
OVERALL, Energizer Bunny seemed eager to spread their money around, bidding on almost every single person and won three dates- leaving them with a total of four dates from this Halloween auction. I guess they really are hoping that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.Â
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Congratulations Delinquent Dawkins, one year since your last arrest. Is Pandered Prince throwing a party? Iâd love an invite.Â
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joiesamevansâ:
Um⌠thank you?Â
Just look at those manners. I like it dirty but sometimes a polite boy with the face and the abs makes me weak.Â
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nikkolai-prescottâ:
Isnât he just the best?
You two are sickening and I'm here for it.
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You know what else is Yummy? That protective Cowboy. Iâd let him take me for a ride any day.
@joiesamevansâ
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*Harlot Heartbreaker
You know we love our drama here at Thunderclap Central but damn.
@franniexfabsâ
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Harlot Heartbreaker is at it again. Word on the street is that she slept with John before him and Energizer Bunny had broken up. What a great friend.
I wouldnât say no to being in the middle of that sandwich if theyâre looking for a third. YUM. Not sure what street you've been on... I want pictures or audio proof next time little Gray, but it was an open relationship was it not? V absolutely called those two breaking up long before this claim anyways. I Wonder how Baby Daddy is going to react... any thoughts, Military Migraine?
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today (oct 15) is the three month anniversary for monty and vitya. whoever bet 'wont last three months' owes me 50 bucks.
Well glaze my nipples and call me Rita, anyone else not believes theyâve been faithful this whole time? I for one, do not believe those little trips Scarlett Soviet has been making to the apartment of Prying Prima Donna and Ginger Spice are entirely innocent... think they are trying to revive the swinging 60â˛s? If so I want in.  Â
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xoxosjordanâ:
silashartâ:
Thatâs your opinion, Love. But I know what I know, and I donât need to bend over backwards to prove that to anyone but myself.
And me. Yourself and me.
And I donât need my boyfriend to step in. I simply got tired of your bullshit and he did it all himself. Just simply fuck right off, okay? Your opinions on our relationship are pointless. Stop exerting your brain cells, they canât handle anymore stupidity.
Right, sure. You didnât huff and puff about what I said to cause him to step in. Whatever you say. Also, I donât see how anything I said implied that Iâm stupid. God, Little Mx. Sunshine really does disappear when you get faced with some hard reality. If nothing I said had any truth to it, you wouldnât be upset and trying to insult me. So much for that award you won for most affectionate.Â
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silashartâ:
Weâre obviously using protection and getting regular testing done. Itâs always interesting how the suggestion of STDs comes up when someone talks about being in an open relationship, but you just acknowledged that you sleep around, and I donât hear you clamoring to tell us the last time you went to Pills-Well.
Open relationships require multiple times more communication, deliberateness, and honesty that a monogamous one. Thatâs a strength of it, not a weakness. And regardless, what we do really has nothing to do with you.Â
The problem isnât us; itâs you and your unnecessary stigma, Love.
Real cute how Energizer Bunny clearly canât fend for themselves. Canât imagine that they would have needed their âboyfriendâ to step in if they didnât know that thereâs totally some truth to what Iâm saying.
Anyways- I did say that, and I do get tested regularly. I got no shame about that. I went last week, if you really want to know, John.Â
Right. Sure. Whatever you two gotta say to each other. Iâm not even advocating for you two to be monogamous. I really donât care. But I think itâs pretty naive to call it anything other than what it is. You two are fuck buddies. Friends with benefits. You might come back to each other occasionally, but a ârelationshipâ seems like a stretch.Â
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xoxosjordanâ:
Not messy, just an open relationship that thrives off of honesty and communication and trust. So sorry you donât have something so intimate and deep in your life, love.
So, are you two getting tested regularly? I would hate to have to report that you and John have gotten something from fucking around with other people. Which is messy. Whatâs next? You gonna go fuck Drag Mama Drama??? Or will you make moves on Harlot Heartbreaker again?? How many people are you two gonna rope into your strange game that sounds neither intimate or deep- unless youâre referring to the inches his dick has been inside you. I donât need you to feel sorry for me- Iâm not lying to myself when I get dicked down.Â
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xoxosjordanâ:
Clearly my boyfriend has good taste. Heâs with me, isnât he?
Is he? Wasnât he talking about fucking Drag Mama Drama while you started talking about blowing French Fatale here??? How messy.Â
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Didnât he just talk about getting a blowjob from your boyfriend???
sebastianjoieâ:
Yes, yes you should little one. I know you can be a good little one for me.
Yes, Daddy. I can be good for you. Always want to be good for you.
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I know that you all have been desperately awaiting the round-up from the ball, but this girl needed a day after dancing and gossiping and waking up in someone elseâs bed!
Anyways, letâs get right to it- shall we?
The night kicked off and hopes were high for a magical evening but things werenât very smooth for Energizer Bunny! After coming to the ball with John, they caught their date eyeing Drag Mama Drama and got pretty huffy. So much so that they went to Sidelined Sidekick for some comfort. Or to cause some drama. Whatever. Honestly, most of the night for EB and J seemed hot and cold, chasing after each other and pissing each other off before they almost fucked on the dance floor and mysteriously disappeared for a while. There was a serenade somewhere in there too. Then, J scooped up EB so they could claim their crown, and letâs be real, they probably fucked at some point. What a wild ride for that couple(literally and figuratively).
There was some real weird conversations overheard near the punch bowl that was spiked. (My bets are on Delinquent Dawkins- Delinquent is in his name- and Scarlet Soviet probably because they basically spent the night around each other!) An extremely unlikely pair- Ginger Spice and Candy-Coated Catastrophe were seen talking and looking equally as confused about the exchange. But that wasnât the strangest conversation for CCC- Toddler Boy, who probably would have interjected himself to talk about fucking anyways without the influence of his 4Lokos, was heard explaining âbottomingâ to her. Really makes you wonder what rock CCC has been living under and how terrible her sex life with Robot Reject must be with how appalled she was to talk about sex in general.
At some point, Ginger Spice went from wearing no ring to wearing a real gaudy piece on his finger, so I guess Prying Prima Donna handed that out? Iâm hoping it was a while before PPD almost tumbled over GS while grabbing their tiaras.
Toddler Boy and Weak Wreck were spotted on the dance floor after TB tossed his 4Lokos to the ground, having one of the cans explode all over French Fatale who looked extremely blueballed as he trailed around after TB. But TB really got around that night- as he was also heard talking to Lovely Lyricist about fucking!
We can assume pretty safely that TB was telling LL to fuck Deluded Dancer, right? They did show up together, wearing some of the nights wildest masks, and walked out together. (While Pillsbury Dough-Boy was looking pretty lonely and uncomfortable). Thankfully, despite spending a fairly good portion of the night talking about her flying shoe, LL had her feather-clad shoe brought back to her by Nervous Nelly.
Not like he was doing much else, right? NN and Other Smythe might have been the most awkward couple.(Whereâs their reward, right?) But some notable mentions that also were keeping guard at different spots on the wall were Grumpy Cat and Robot Reject. Makes you wonder why some people even go out to these things, really.
Couples that apparently couldnât really get enough of each other: Unsurprisingly- our very own âCollege Sweetheartsâ- Yeehaw Yokel and Pandered Prince; and Colorful Cornerstone with her inspired Little Mermaid ensemble and Presumptuous Perfectionist with her pretty purple party dress!
Notably missed from the ball? Harlot Heartbreaker- who won multiple awards and showed up not once on the stage... I wonder what she ended up doing. Or should I say who- since neither Military Migraine nor Smug Suit were seen either... Could a sibling be in the works for Bastard Baby?Â
Thatâs all for the round up! Canât wait for what dirt mind be uncovered during the aftermath of our Masqueerade Ball! Remember, weâre always here to take whatever youâve seen or heard and report it!
@xoxosjordanâ @dir-khummelâ @silashartâ @colexmenkinsâ @montyprescottjoyâ @vityacristoâ @schuylerpillsburyschuesterâ @poseyxharperâ @benjiclaringtonâ @dannyboyatjoieâ @jaxonmccarthyâ @topherxhummelâ @sebastianjoieâ @melaniemmontgomeryâ @masonmccheersâ @psitsaustinâ @vincechambersâ @baxtersmytheâ @ms-spencer-abramsâ @joiesamevansâ @nikkolai-prescottâ @joiearielpsâ @rosieallendanversâ @franniexfabsâ @hunterclaringtonjoyâ @natechambersjoie
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Eâs nominees - @dir-khummel aka Drag Mama Drama and @xoxosjordan aka Energizer Bunny!Â
"You can't say they aren't both regal. I was thinking about how Scarlet Soviet claims he's Russian Royalty... but then we'd have to nominate Delinquent Dawkins and that thought just made me throw up in my mouth a little."
Vâs nominees - @dannyboyatjoie aka Robot Reject and @poseyxharper aka Candy-Coated Catastrophe!Â
âHe's already the lizard king or some shit, right? And she had the lizard. It only makes sense.â
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