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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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I need a 30 hour long nap, a filthy salad-dressing like martini, an ibuprofen, a new closet full of historically accurate late Victorian men's attire, a kiss on the forehead, and 20 more consecutive hours of sleep. Oh and a years worth of marlboros (not the gold ones)

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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the main reason why I exist is so I can bring a much needed bisexual vibe to your function

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Bro switched to eco mode

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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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sorry, not exactly what im looking for. do you have a font that emits the aura of a middle aged man experiencing drug-empowered longing for his ex-wife?

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ethel cain owns gustave doré canto 31 throw blanket by catharchitect on etsy

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hahah sorry i havent been myself lately i lost the spirit battle to my doppelgänger homunculus created from everyone else's opinions of me

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hahah sorry i havent been myself lately i lost the spirit battle to my doppelgänger homunculus created from everyone else's opinions of me

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enough paintings of saints where they're looking heavenward in ecstatic agony or down with love and mercy on their onlookers as they ascend. we need more paintings where the martyr is looking accusatorily directly at the viewer.

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Bisexual Magazines!!

Hello bisexuals, I have made a carrd archiving a few bisexual magazine series published in the 1990s. If you are interested in bisexual history and want to know more about it then I suggest you check it out 🩷💜💙 (It looks better on PC/desktop site view)

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