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Stop personally attacking me.

"I write about love like I know it so well, but to be honest, love and I have never officially met."

- Pieces of me, 8, "Someday we'll meet"

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@starrytones

Ok that's the one

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And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

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karma is my boyfriend (i am single) karma is a god (low-key don't believe in god) karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend (i've never had a good hair day) karma's a relaxing thought (i'm constantly anxious)

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People be like my crush doesn’t know I exist like bro my crush doesn’t even exist

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remus: were you dropped on your head as a child?

sirius: *finger guns* can’t get dropped if you never get held

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@tigrezzfreakinartz

*after Patroclus’ death*

Phoenix: I think you have ptsd

Achilles: *laughing* hell yeah I have ptsd: Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick! Lmao

Phoenix: maybe we can talk about your use of humor as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the trauma you’ve experienced

Achilles: Phoenix, I don’t think you understand how clever that joke was

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@tigrezzfreakinartz

Hektor: *after killing Patroclus* What are you gonna do? Cry about it?

Achilles: umm…yes???

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@tigrezzfreakinartz

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mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

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@tigrezzfreakinartz add fruit ninja and this is you

Apollo: I would do anything for you

Artemis: Have 3 meals in a day and a regular sleep schedule

Apollo: Anything else?

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@tigrezzfreakinartz I WANT MY SANITY BACK

Achilles dragging the Body of Hector by Francesco Monti

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@tigrezzfreakinartz

Cry now.

When Achilles says “bring him back to me” to the Myrmidons he probably should have specified ‘alive’

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Ok but just imagine-

Dressed like this, holding the Iliad in your hand with a cup of coffee trying to decipher it in class, having your main character moment and then deciding to head home to your cat/dog and then casually play a game of chess and decided to eat pasta and wine for dinner and sleep only to repeat it all over again the next day.

I would die for a life like this.

The Greek Class

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If my life doesn’t end up like this, I don’t want it.

@academia-lucifer

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Just 1 question. HOW TF DOES IT NOT EXIST RN

i wish a songwriter wouljd be brave enough to write about the unexplored topic of having a fun night at the club