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Hey, fellow fantasy nerds, I invite you to vibe along to this lesser known early 2000s fantasy banger 

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Can you share with us a good rabbit picture

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not a fan of how Pangur’s tongue exits the side of her mouth

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

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me when. I’m in. The shower.

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

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i think that if you were to make a goncharov movie it couldn't just be goncharov. nothing can truly be goncharov. my ideal goncharov movie is a mockumentary about the comically troubled production of a failed 2020s goncharov remake, touching on themes of nostalgia and the way we remember (and misremember) and retell stories

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Lounging

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>nothingburger

>small potatoes

>?

>everythingbagel

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✷ God of the Wetlands ✷

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my first decree as the new pope is that priests can get married but it has to be gay