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Ellie 5
if you want to know me than tak the time to talk with me, but for starters
I'm a girl who is Half rabid animal, half bleeding-heart. Full time eccentric. Occasional smart-ass. MD is doing its best to kill me. Generally goofy and sweet unless provoked. Absolute Kraken if awakened before noon. Most driven by intuition, emotion, and my taste buds. Made in Texas.
Cthulu and Flying Spaghetti Monster both seem possible realities / more preferable options to me. Definitely going to hell...but all my friends will be there, so the BBQ is on! XD
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She’s sunny one minute then she’s pouring down rain
(via v-ogued)
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i actually DID cut my hair short to piss an ex off, lol. XD
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
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"Uh… hey! Wouldn’t you know it? Um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory! So, uh, how’s about each of you take one item from the gift shop? On the house, y’know?"
Gravity Falls 1x01 Tourist Trapped
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The truth is...
…it’s so much easier to say you’re antisocial…
…or claim that you just don’t like people…
…or pretend that you just don’t care anymore…
…than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel.
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I want a girl who gets up early.
I want a girl who stays up late.
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice,
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
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me and my friends. :)
The Calvin and Hobbes comic that was in papers on the day I was born, 25 years ago today~
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<3
DANCE på We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/96734348
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ENFP
The 16 Types
I just realized it would probably make sense to consolidate all of these into one post.
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i'm a somewhat lapsed mormon working on going back to church and this made my day.
Vulcans vs. Mormons
First, don’t freak out because my best friend is a Mormon. So let me just stop your negativity right there.
Anywho, THINK ABOUT IT.
Mormons are like the present day Vulcans. They basically are their own species. They follow their rules very strictly. MOST do not lie. And, last but not least…
They live long…and they sho do prosper.
You’re welcome.
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