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When I was 12 I was going to be married and have two children - Kathryne Elizabeth and David Chase.

When I was 9 my mom told me that when she was pregnant with me and took a bath, I’d roll around in her stomach like a dolphin. The thought made me sick.

When I was 17 I was in love with a boy who was a good childhood friend, and I wanted to marry him so bad I chased him away (we haven’t spoken in 13 years).

When I was 15 I kissed a boy for the first time. We dated for six weeks. I kissed him twice more, and the first time he put his tongue in my mouth I gagged.

When I was 16 I told my best friend that I didn’t understand the big deal about sex. In fact, I thought it was kind of gross. She laughed and told me to grow up.

When I was 6 I licked a boy’s desk in school because I wanted to give him cooties. I thought it was something like chicken pox.

When I was 18 I kissed a girl for the first time and thought “oh”.

When I was 14 my friend stayed the night and wanted to know if I wanted to kiss her. I told her no, because she had a boyfriend. She said it didn’t count because we were girls.

When I was 20 my stepmom told me that she thought asexuals were broken or mentally ill in some way. I stormed off to my bedroom and cried, but I didn’t know what I was crying for.

When I was 18 I had sex with two girls. After it was over I lay by myself at the edge of the bed, cold and hollow inside, and didn’t understand what I was so upset about.

When I was 11 I wanted to be a stay at home mom when I grew up.

When I was 19 I had sex with a guy for the first time. I didn’t hate it, was my first thought. My second was that I needed a shower as fast as possible.

When I was 7 I was hugged by someone and screamed because I didn’t want them to touch me. I didn’t have the words for it back then.

When I was 20 I had a panic attack before my fiancé came over to visit, because I knew we’d be alone and I knew I couldn’t tell him no.

When I was 20 I told him no and it didn’t matter.

When I was 15 I got caught looking up porn on my dad’s laptop. I got in worse trouble because it was gay porn. “You’re just upset with boys right now, you’ll grow out of it.”

When I was 5 my dad would read parts of the Bible out loud every night. He paid special attention to the parts condemning homosexuality, like he knew somehow even then.

When I was 19 I heard the word asexual for the first time, and dismissed it out of hand.

When I was 25 I cradled it to my heart like a balm.

When I was 20 I decided I was never going to have children.

When I was 19 I thought I was pregnant, and decided to kill myself if I was.

When I was 26 I said the words ‘asexual lesbian’ for the first time to myself, and crawled under the covers to hide.

When I was 28 a friend sent me a comic about aromanticism. I saw all the parts of me that were on display there and decided I wasn’t strong enough to acknowledge it just yet.

When I was 27 I told my friend that the only time I wanted to be married was when I was sick and wanted to be taken care of. The rest of the time the thought terrified me.

When I was 15 I told myself that no one would ever love me.

When I was 29 I decided that I didn’t care.

When I was 13 I thought I knew exactly what my life would be like when I was 30.

When I was 30 I was relieved to have been so wrong.

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I am officially landing back on the hell site.

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Jury nullification. Pass it on.

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Now where there hell was all this energy about the other list…

You know, the one that had proof it was being used for stalking, doxxing, and harassment?

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Yes, I already paid tickets for this thing! Ratatouille is one of my favorite films and watching musicals through virtual means isn't even anything new for me, and I'm genuinely looking forward to this because it's so unique. Plus, Adam Lambert.

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A fever dream in an alternate universe is what I call this. It needs attention

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fate!flora and musa

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chag chanukah sameach let's get lit 🕎

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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On December 10, 2020, Brandon Bernard is scheduled to be executed by the federal government for a crime he committed when he was 18 years old. He has spent 21 years on death row. Five out of the nine surviving jurors that found him guilty and one of his prosecutors no longer agree with his sentence. Please spread his story on social media, email President Trump, and call the Justice Department to ask them to commute his sentence to life without parole. Brandon Bernard’s crime is incompatible with his punishment and we cannot allow the federal government to follow through with this.

Please click the source link to be taken to his website, which details his life in prison and ways you can advocate for him. In the replies are a page with specific actions we can take to help his case and an Instagram post to share.

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I was at first very afraid, but yeah I think I'll do this. Make sure to check it out you guys!!!!

Hello Tumblypoos 😍

Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):

Love Wins: Destiel is Canon

Can You Knot? An Introduction to A/B/O

Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism

TWO BALL PITS IN THE SUPER HELL ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend!!!

Destiel’s Legacy: Johnlock, Stucky, and Hannigram Next?

Acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles (free)

British Men and Their Cheekbones

Why Kylo is Exactly Like Zuko

Big Time Socialists: Why BTS Supporting Black Lives Matter Was the Wokest Moment of 2020

Quarantine and Chill? How the Pandemic Has Affected Fanfiction

Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You

Trump is Just Like Umbridge: Activism For the Woke HP Generation

and a six hour John Green book signing (he said he would also sign printed out copies of the cock monologue for an extra $5)

Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️

Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.

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SURVIVED!!! Monitored with cameras.

forget your zodiac, tell me how the gävle goat was damaged in the year you were born

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I like how this is absolutely not the update and reddit making up an r/thathappened joke is so satisfying.