tiktaalic
tiktaalic
[actually gives wire mother like a boss]
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len. i'm 26, dude. voted most willing to commit to the bit in discord wrapped 2022. if ur on desktop my links are in the top left lol
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tiktaalic · 56 seconds ago
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is it fair to say misha collins yoko ono’d J2
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tiktaalic · 4 minutes ago
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We have to kill Aaron Sorkin
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tiktaalic · 5 minutes ago
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deadline exclusive confirms that the social network 2 will cover the unexpected yet captivating love story of facebook co-founders dustin moskovitz and chris hughes
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tiktaalic · 10 minutes ago
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dean’s reaction to finding out his husband may be a serial killer aka one of the funniest scenes of all time
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tiktaalic · 50 minutes ago
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I want to see a conversation between a gaylor who thinks it’s a mutual bearding situation. and a straight man who thinks it’s gay to date Taylor swift. Badly
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tiktaalic · 3 hours ago
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tiktaalic · 3 hours ago
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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tiktaalic · 3 hours ago
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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
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tiktaalic · 7 hours ago
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the infuriating thing is that there is genuinely so much good queer literature out there, contemporary and not, but there is also a sizeable chunk of readers who think that a book only "counts" as good queer literature if it's a) unproblematic, b) contains romance as its central focus, and c) has the characters state their orientation and/or gender identity directly to the audience using socially acceptable 21st-century terms (as opposed to resorting to cowardly tactics such as Subtext and Themes)
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tiktaalic · 7 hours ago
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New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.
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tiktaalic · 1 day ago
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Thank god it's not gay to lay on a beach with your girlfriend and try to force yourself to be happy and then get into a marital spat with your best friend who is upset he can't be out doing what is ostensibly dating you. Thank god none of that is gay. Or Matt would be fucked
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tiktaalic · 1 day ago
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Do you have any idea how much life has sucked for Karen and me while you were off doin’ your own thing? No, but I’m sorry, Foggy.
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#married couple buys first house
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tiktaalic · 1 day ago
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Wait I wanna explain this one. as op. This IS about supernatural this IS about destiel. bug = dean because cas is this incomprehensible thing that blinds people if they see him and communicates in a way that is only parseable to a minuscule portion of the population. For everyone else glass starts shattering lights start blipping out and your ears start bleeding.
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^ what would you do if you fell in love with a bug and he fell to the ground ears bleeding when he said hello. This is what’s happening here cas is going hi Dean I’m the one who saved you and Dean is suffering hearing loss.
Baby trap him.
This is going to sound more complicated than it is but basically cas gets adopted by an unborn baby and dean hates that he’s been adopted by an unborn baby he thinks the unborn baby is Evil and Tricking Cas (baby is the son of the devil and already has powers). Cas dies trying to save this baby while it’s born.Dean freaks out but has to tag along with this stupid ass baby who turned himself into a 20 year old. He hates this baby. To be clear. He blames this baby for cas dying while he was born. This baby doesn’t really rock with hanging around with dean who keeps saying he’s going to kill him and uses his #powers to bring cas back. Dean does IMMEDIATE about face as soon as cas is back actually the kid isn’t evil we should all live together and go on cases together and watch movies together me and cas and the baby. This continues for two ish seasons. Cas says point blank jack (the baby) made us a family I didn’t want to lose that. Dean also like from season one serving born to be gruff father forced to murder things for a living. This comes up a lot in like. Dean voice I can never have this this life isn’t possible for me my biggest fantasy etc etc. direct quote about Jack: a kid I mean I never thought I’d have that. He has been VERY clear about his broad desire for a Family. And like. Cas Is jacks father. Dean got roped into parenting him because of cas but cas IS jacks father. No My father is castiel - quote from Jack in his first episode while cas is dead. Ergo. Baby trap him
Like literally what would you do if you fell in love with a bug and he fell to the ground ears bleeding when you said hello.
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tiktaalic · 1 day ago
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imagine starting a production company and buying the rights to a show you starred in for 15 years and understood so well they occasionally let you direct it and it comes with an established fan base desperate for a fix to the ending you yourself hated so it’s seemingly set up for an easy home run and you get free publicity from a messy public feud with your ex co-star and a green lit first season on a network that will write you blank checks and yet you fumble it so hard it immediately gets canceled and they make you take the stupid car out back and shoot it. i’d kill myself.
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i watched a few episodes of daredevil back when it came out and then gave up, but i still think of foggy and matt like they're a couple i went to high school with or something. seeing them on your blog now feels like hearing that they're still together years later. thank u
Those crazy kids made it ‼️‼️‼️‼️ every day they wake up and clutch each others arms and cry while sniffling about how much they love each other. And it’s awesome
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