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my inner monologue on repeat everytime im in the tag
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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this
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dale jennings baby did no one ever tell you you’d have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
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bram stoker’s dracula (1992)
1.07 “the thing lay still”
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armand + name etymology
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And if Helen knows one thing, despite the mess they’ve become, it’s that they will always be that person for one another.
— SPLINTERED by @elialys
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me shouting from the rooftops, annoyed by people's tags:
DALE JENNINGS IS NOT GAY, HE IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL
i know it will shock some fans but bisexual people are allowed to fall in love with people of the opposite sex
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No one has suffered more than gay tim from camera like to me he is jesus on the cross. Firstly being soooo down bad for a closet case who snaps at you like you're his paid help ... Having to needle him about his new gf just to understand what the fuck is going on under that shiny comb over.... but then your unskillful needling and unsubtle romantic advances actually push him further into the closet . Common tim L . also when those bomb blasts went off and Ross' life was flashing before his eyes and he was ready to leg it and Tim REELED him back by the collar like no no no upon pain of death we aren't leaving downtown canberra until dale secures his footage and climbs one more rung up a darksided villainous career ladder that worsens his closet-case psychosis, okay? :) also after dale lunged for tim's mouth and then took off like a track athlete and returned the next day like "wild night, wild that nothing of note happened" and Tim was STILL like so do you wanna hang out? do you wanna take a walk? baby if you invested in a spine as much as you do in your curl care routine .... anyway and then he had to watch this white man launder evil right-wing homophobic narratives on air and be all "oh sorry. you must be soo sensitive about it" upon being confronted. and then finally when tim did do the healthy thing and decide to quit, on his last day he had to 1) be in the same room witnessing dale and helen compete in the olympics of having a mental breakdown 2) inform dale that the network is, in fact, promoting him to newsreader, congrats 3) pull a shift of suicide watch at dale's place and reassure him that there is life after coming out. and then dale was like, well I already had everything I wanted from life before this so . at which point yeah I would also stand up heave a sigh and get out of there
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crawling out of august covered in blood
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If you had life eternal...
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you cannot script a hurricane.
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