on life support after eating dining hall shrimp fried rice
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Yarn holder
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community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities
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I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.
But I was little too.
— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father
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was delighted to see people enjoying the scavenger's design :'D
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whatever. go my scarab
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remember ladies, if you laugh underneath blankets you are at IMMEDIATE risk of dead wife syndrome. experts also advise to avoid smiling over your shoulder at your spouse while standing in bright sunlight.
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no matter how hard you try you will never be as much of a casual hater as your parents when they disapprove of something you enjoy
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It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time
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This had me audibly cackling in the office
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