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Steve: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Eddie: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Close up of Wills face when El dumps Mike

LOL

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“We have a role available for a nerdy teenage boy going through some internalised homopho-“

Finn

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remember when nancy couldn't say "i love you" to steve so she sat on the car with jonathan to have a heart-to-heart conversation.

and remember when mike couldn't say "i love you" to el so he sat on the car with will to have a heart-to-heart conversation.

and the fact that wheelers are on the left and byers on the right and there are soda cans in both scenes. wheelers are opening up about their feeling while byers are hearing and comforting them... come on! that has to mean something!

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mike's monologue moodboard

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Even MORE useless Stranger Things headcanons with @dawg3i and some stolen from TikTok thank you

Steve and Robin cannot spell restaurant. They will spend hours trying to figure it out. Do NOT make them spell receipt

Mike is terrified by butterflies. HE HATES THEM!!!!

Steve puts his shoes on the wrong feet sometimes and he never notices

Modern Stranger Things AU where Holly likes to watch Miraculous Ladybug and Mike hates it because the main villain Hawkmoth literally is themed after a butterfly and uses butterflies to attack people

Nancy pulls up a picture of that one Spongebob episode with the butterfly (yk the image) and chases Mike around with it

He's screaming and crying and throwing up

All Lucas has is a pollen allergy and a girly sneeze against the world

Eddie is terrified of dogs. Even if it's tinniest dog in the world Eddie will still call it bloodthirsty and out to get him

Erica has chased Eddie on multiple occasions with the intent to kill

Robin has no idea how to swim and if she was left alone she would drown in three feet of water. Steve tries to teach her how to swim and it never works.

Steve Harrington caught teaching a graduated band kid how to swim in a crowded ass pool in the middle of July

Robin: Steve you gotta go. It’s too deep. I’m drowning. Save yourself

Steve: Rob it’s 3ft deep

At the end of the day Steve gives up and gets her those arm floaties

But imagine how scary that would be for Robin at Lover's Lake

The feeling of losing all the air in your lungs and your body slowly going into panic mode cause oh no you can't breathe you can't breathe

and then she feels a hand grab her arm and pull her into the Upside Down and it was Nancy

Anyways Robin and Steve pretending to be siblings when someone’s like “So… how long have y’all been together ;)" is fucking gold. They don’t hold back. They get offended. They ruin friendships.

"We just ended a relationship"

"Who's"

"points at a bickering couple theirs"

Steve can't play any instrument If he touches it it will fall apart

Eddie will NEVER live to the day he lets Steve touch his guitar

Steve touches it and it blows up like a pipebomb

Jonathan is a cryptid. Will goes into the kitchen at 3 AM for a glass of water and finds Jonathan hunched over a bag of shredded cheese with nothing but the open fridge light illuminating his face

Sometimes Will joins him

El is just concerned

Then she goes back to befriending the wolf spider in their house

Nancy plays tennis and is very competitive about it

Robin bites string cheese

Steve still counts on his fingers

Will has drank from his paint water cup on accident several times

Max chews her nails

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camp counsellors again

part one

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dustin: we need handcuffs! who do we know that has handcuffs?

eddie: well steve and i-

steve: *glares*

eddie: …wouldn’t know.

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eddie: steve and i do not have pet names for each other.

dustin: okay. i believe you.

dustin: hey, real quick, what’s the opposite of an adult man?

eddie: baby girl?

steve, popping his head in: yeah?

dustin: never lie to my face again.

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You know Mike is gonna say some dumb shit when he puts on the yellow button-up

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when people tell you steddie doesn't make sense, simply show them this picture

just how they look at each other *chef's kiss*

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For years Steve had always taken the term “pretty boy” as an insult - generally because whenever anyone said it to him, that’s how they intended it.

It was almost derogatory, even used by those who he’d considered friends, making him feel less than, as if he had literally nothing to offer in the world other than appearances.

That was until it came from Eddie.

One of the nights that Steve had the house to himself, he’d told Eddie to come over. And it wasn’t too long after Eddie’s arrival that Steve found himself sitting in his lap, kissing all over Eddie’s face and neck and even pulling the collar of Eddie’s shirt down a bit to get to the tattoo on his chest.

Steve would move back up to gently graze his teeth against Eddie’s collar bone, causing Eddie to grab hold of Steve’s hair, his rings slightly digging into his scalp.

“Oh, you pretty boy,” Eddie would mutter, not even sure if Steve would hear it, but sure enough, he did.

Dazed and a bit light headed, Steve would pull back, eyes moving over Eddie’s face, “w—wha?”

Eddie would chuckle, pulling Steve’s face down to his, give him a quick kiss on the lips before moving his mouth up to his ear, “you heard me,” he’d kiss his way down Steve’s jaw before looking right into his eyes, “such a pretty boy,” another kiss, this time on his neck, “so, so, so pretty,” Eddie would run his hands up under Steve’s shirt, making him almost shiver, “and all mine.”

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Steve: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Eddie : *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Steve: I actually have a black belt.

Eddie: In what, karate?

Steve: No, from Gucci.

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Joseph Quinn really looked at Steve and said "I'm gonna make this man question his whole sexuality."

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will centric headcanons if the byers hadn't moved to california

- first day of high school eddie sees mike, dustin and will (lucas dips saying he had a doubt in a class but really he wanted to sign up for the basketball team) and immediately pulls them to their table.

- surprisingly, will is the one who's most conversational. eddie is like jonathan but in gothic font. louder and bolder about not fitting in. he gets jonathan and so yes, he gets eddie too.

- when eddie tells them about hellfire, mike is the reluctant one. something about eddie makes him nervous. but dustin is almost going to pull out a model supported presentation of why they should join the club. it's actually will's well concealed excitement that makes him agree.

- when the club members tell them that eddie is the best dm ever, will unthinkingly says that for him mike is the best. mike stays claiming that the redness in his face is heat for the rest of the day.

- it's actually eddie that mike approaches for advice on el. he isn't sure he really wants anything more than friendship anymore, seeing as how a relationship had put more strain on their bond than anything else. eddie is the one who advices him to extend the 'break' and try being friends. both mike and el find it much more comfortable after that.

- max and will grow close since el and max are close. they bond over music and exchange mixtapes.

- will is the one who figures out that lucas is trying for basketball. he actually finds lucas borrowing books on exercises and that tips him off. that and the newly purchased basketball lucas thinks he's hiding very well in his backpack. he helps lucas tell the party and while mike an dustin are on the fence about it, will threatens to withhold character sheets if they didn't agree to be supportive. mike and dustin fold like wet tissue.

- eddie notices will doodling one time in the middle of planning a campaign he was co-dming with mike. he asks and before will can respond, mike goes off on a rant about how will makes these character sheets for them and how they're just amazing. after that, eddie asks will to design a logo for hellfire. that's the logo they get on the shirts. will almost tears up seeing his design be loved so much that even people uninterested in dnd ask for shirts.

- dustin drags steve and robin to hellfire one Friday when they'd both taken the day off. eddie spends the whole time entertaining them by driving steve up the wall.

- lucas finds himself unsure of whether anyone would turn up for his games. he's shocked to see the whole party, with el and max standing next to erica. he does leave the bench that game, just as a sub for a while, and he does score a point. the cheers from his friends ring around the gym.

- one day will comes in far more subdued than normal and mike is prickly and overprotective. dustin fills eddie in and tells him about the bullying will still goes through (it's reduced, because will isn't small and helpless anymore and he snaps back now but it still weighs on him) and so the next day at recess, eddie loudly tells will to simply tell him if he encounters trouble and that he knows people who'll set the troublemakers straight (he winks at will when he says "straight" and will realises that he's probably not the only one who feels that unique brand of detatchment). will isn't bothered at all after that. mike approaches eddie later and thanks him quietly because there's somethings even he can't stop from hurting will no matter how much he tries. eddie pats his back and says "of course. you're our kids, we take care of you." and mike feels himself tearing up.

- will extends his artistic skills beyond canvas and paper. first is max, who quietly asks is he could design her skateboard so rather than the yellow and orange that reminded her of cali and Billy's eyes, he paints it a midnight blue with galaxies. it comforts max to look at far more than visits to the therapist.

- el asks will if he could cover her 011 tattoo. he grabs some permanent markers and doodles over the numbers. every two weeks he refreshes it with something new.

- they invite erica to join hellfire. el and max would join sometimes but they never got very invested. erica on the other hand had a clear cut idea of who she was and how she played.

- erica's favourite party member after the girls was will. mostly because he'd draw just about anything she asked and he's the only one who didn't laugh when she introduced the concept for her character.

- will gets the habit of pins and badges from eddie and starts making and wearing his own. mike has a box full of discarded designs that will wasn't satisfied with but mike couldn't bear to throw away anything will created.

- will makes el a badge with a police cap and now el wears it wherever she goes.

- dustin dares will to make the cheesiest one for him so will just traces the boundaries of Utah and adds a heart. dustin wears it proudly.

- will starts making potraits for everyone in their birthday. el is the first one who gets a potrait, followed by nancy, his mom, lucas, mike, max, dustin and jonathan. on 13th Feb they're hanging out at family video and he hears steve bemoan how single and lonely he is, so he makes a sweet lil postcard with a picture of all of them to remind him that he has them. robin later tells will that steve sobbed like a baby and the postcard has taken permanent residence in his wallet. the next day he brings one for robin too as a thank you for being the one who understood him and was there for him besides eddie. steve tells him that robin sobbed too.

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dustin (about eddie): don’t worry. he likes your butt and fancy hair. i know. i read his diary.

steve:

steve, blushing: he thinks it’s fancy?