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You ALL be regretting writing, or attempting to write, that book or script about the serial killer.

Prosecutor: “The defendant googled ‘How does a murderer clean up the scene?’ is that not highly suspicious?!”

Sobbing writer: “But it was for my pulp crime novel! And I still can’t get a publishing deal!”

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hey guys! so im writing this bokuaka fic and i would very much appreciate it if you all read and commented so i know how people are receiving it.

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[ID: Adrien stands in front of Ladybug on the ground. The image is colorless. He has wings, outstretched to shield the Lady. He says: “If you want my lady, you’re going to have to get through me.”

Ladybug is laying on the ground. She is injured, wings laying limply at her sides. She attempts to push herself up. She says: “Adrien...”

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@justaferal-bastard so yall been talkin about body language and wings...

im thinkin in my nogeroonie about gabriel finding out adrien is chat and taking his miraculous, forcing ladybug to fight hawkmoth alone,,, then adrien comes in i guess idk i just love him.

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[ID: Marinette is in her Ladybug suit, older than canon. Her long blue hair is up in a ponytail, with antennae-like appendages attached to the elastic. Her suit is red and black, with armored black spots. Her yoyo is in her hand, the string around the other hands index finger. End ID]

concept: marinette puts her hair UP. in a PONYTAIL.

also please read my fic Forever Endeavor on ao3 im trying my best.

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I hate it here y'all are like here's my art of a blind character :) ! and then not image describe it

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old macdonald had ENOUGH

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This

Appearance

I am over 5’5 // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing over tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball caps backwards (but only ironically)

Hobbies and interests

i play a sport // i can play an instrument  // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with my friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

Relationships

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have hooked up with my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have had a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

Aesthetic

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

Miscellaneous

i can fall asleep in moving vehicles // i am the mom friend // i live by certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least 3 dogs

This was fun! Idk who all is active but @darkesky @cosmic-darikano

Tag Game - 1

This is such a cute tag game! Aww~ Thanks to @splendidlyimperfect for tagging me! OwO (I didn’t mean to reblog it without the reply to @grayserigala, but PC Tumblr is being mean to me)

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Appearance

I am over 5’5 // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing over tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball caps backwards (but only ironically)

Hobbies and interests

i play a sport // i can play an instrument  // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with my friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

Relationships

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have hooked up with my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have had a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

Aesthetic

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

Miscellaneous

i can fall asleep in moving vehicles // i am the mom friend // i live by certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least 3 dogs

I genuinely didn’t know that the ‘making up scenarios to fall asleep’ was a thing anyone else did. I don’t know why, that just didn’t cross my mind.

Tagging: @gaymirajane, @mdelpin, @jinx13gxa, @luchemunechika and @starfirexl (Love you all <3 <3 <3)

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Miraculous Ladybug characters and the probability of them saying “fuck.”

Alya: 60%

Nino: 87%

Gabriel: 12%

Nathalie: 5%

Kagami: 74%

Luka: 0%

Master Fu: 40%

Plagg: 97%

Tikki: 00.93%

Adrien: 20%

Marinette: 102%

Yes, there is a reason behind all of these.

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nobody touch me i love them

he likes to make her laugh

bonus:

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i would give anything to listen to taz balance again for the first time

if you find it’s me you’re missing, if you’re hoping i’ll return

to your thoughts i’ll soon be listening, in the road I’ll stop and turn

then the wind will set me racing, as my journey nears its end

and the path i’ll be retracing, til i’m homeward bound again

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a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

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happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

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Miraculous please come back so I dont have to be subjected to such torture again

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now you too can be nostalgic for a game that doesn’t exist

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Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

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him 🥺🥺🥺

friend,ly reminder that i don’t know what i’m doing. what even is this piece? IDK!!!!!!!!!!! i did this procrastinating on my chem homework. maybe someday i’ll learn how to actually draw before i put my hand on my apple pencil.

this looks so fucking jankey LMAO who is lighting i don’t know her