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I thought y'all would like to see some of the worst AI generated "Hannukah" products on Temu that I could find.

I like it. Shout out to that one monstera leaf, all alone in that vase. 5/10 hold it together for the hannam season monstera.

"There are not enough candles on the hannukah menorah" the Jews complain. That's OK, have....13! That's probably about right! 9/10 would have rated it less but then I read you can also use it for weddings AND birthdays, so special.

Shana tova! Oh, no, sorry. Rosh Hashana! Oh, no, not that either... uh, happy 60th anniversary? Congrats on your....blue apples. 10/10 extremely confusing and hurtful to the brain.

This is the best one. The way there is a Christmas tree, no hannukaniah, but MAYBE a basket full of Torah fondant scrolls and some gold coins? No notes. Chag sameach specluc! 11/10 specluc.

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Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

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“Which spices go with which foods” lists are of limited value to me because, like, I have functioning taste buds. What I really need is a “spices that need to be added at the start of the cooking time in order to properly develop versus spices that need to be added in the last five minutes because extended heating fucks up the flavour profile” list – that shit is not intuitive.

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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

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hades screenshot inspired by @wolfythewitch

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My left-hand-drawing practice again 🐍 (I swear I don't draw only snakes)

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List of cryptids in Palia that are obviously just figments of Elouisa’s imagination:

The Flothman

Dawnstumblers

Star quality Duskwing butterflies

Eshe’s basic human decency

Creepees

Einar’s pebble quest achievement

Brightfiends

Star onyx

Fuckin muujins, apparently

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my life ambition: to be a ghibli cat | The Secret World of Arrietty (2010)

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“Which shot in the movie ended up being the toughest to pull off, and why?”

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when u and ur friends are all feelin that depression at the same time but still wanna chill

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middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible