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I've been following the director of Fallout: New Vegas on twitter for a few years now and I can't emphasise enough that this dude is really good at posting

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god she is always serving cunt.

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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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i hate my linear algebra textbook.

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It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.

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toddler: 1 free estrogen please. i’m not even trans i just like free stuff

doctor: [sighs] because of socialism i must comply

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Puking and shitting

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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

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my pet mold spore

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