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hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

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"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

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when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

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actual tears running down my face

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

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wet rat

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

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call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

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let’s go

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Rat King from UBERCAT OVERDRIVE

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